Always random as ever.

Yo I'm like blogging at 2.50AM in the morning and I even have a 9AM lecture tomorrow haha I'm mad. Oh anyway, I always blog to update what's up with my life these few days. And the Freshmen Orientation Camp is over! Hahaha. The camp which we paid quite a lot to get the shirts and all the identities and I can say that I've not regretted being part of this experience. Being a GL is really different from a freshie and camp in TP is really different and a whole new level higher than secondary school camps. And TP is really a school where you can feel there is a family spirit. Everyone will eventually get to know one another and it's quite cool to see people all so connected in TP. But they booze and club and party and Joyce doesn't like clubbing! Very fun to kena shot by the laser meh? If kena shot in Laser Tag terms, it means you're dead! Speaking of Laser Tag, that time when I went Bintan with my class, we went to play this Laser Quest and I think all of us agreed it was really very fun. We all sweat and everything and at the end of the day, it was really a #firsttime experience which we all would remember for long. Hee.

Oh and about FO right, my fellow GL friends help me go around asking who eyecandy me. And it turns out a lot of the Malay freshie eyecandy me! Why! So weird! Aku orang Peranakan tapi I'm still Chinese you know? Okay lah thanks for eyecandy-ing me hahaha really appreciate it. Vote for Joyce! You can also add me in Twitter, @joycefanclub yea welcome my fan! As a welcome gift I will sing for you. Hahaha! But hugs and kisses sold separately. And and Keanna my girl freshie actually ECs me hehehe. So cute to EC a girl! She says I'm the cutest in Skelto. Awww so sweet right! Actually I don't really care who ECs me lah. I just care about the friends that I have and I'm thankful for having all these friends around. Okay, you may weep tears of joy now. Hahaha! Now keep those tissue. Serious topic coming up...


I'm S-I-C-K! Ya I know so poor thing right! If you all follow me on Twitter (which, I believe you all do.. *Ahem* ) you might have realised I've talked about me puking. Yea, I actually vomitted 11 times in total. Ya and Business School won the Orientation 7 times already! I believe my puke count have a relation to the wins for Biz School. So 7-11, it's a score and more! Hehehe. Ya lah I puked. I have stomach virus and I'm not supposed to share food with people or they also will kena. But I got no hand food mouth ok! Inside joke, my 2 friends kena HFMD hahhaa! Hey guys don't worry about me okay? I'm on the road to recovery! So I'm gonna recover by this week. At least I can eat solid food already. And I'm gaining my weight back too.

Oh oh and Joanne Peh is coming to our school! And us as Marketing students, we are gonna market her and up her image. Still thinking of ideas. Haha but I wanna come up with something great so that I can present to Joanne Peh personally! How cool would that be! Yea TP is a cool skool. It's a great place to be. Heh. I'm loving Marketing. We really get to do real life projects and not play play one. Trains us for the real world! Vibrant course too!

Okay lah I've only got 4 hours to sleep. Update you all soon!

Till sleep do us part(which is now),
Joyce

Aussie, here I come!

Hey everyone! I'm like now blogging from my phone haha. I'm like on the car. Uncle driving us to the airport. Actually it's not really a leisure holiday trip lor. It's like to visit my relatives. My mum's older and younger brother are living there with their family and it's the first time I'm visiting my big uncle after they moved there afew years back. Haha. How's everyone so far? I'm having my Poly holidays right now. And I just realized my younger sister has rights to skip school! That's unfair lor walao. My mummy wrote a letter for her. How come my sec school life isn't as exciting? Ahhh I can see the airport already. This means bye bye to everyone! Joyce loves you all okay! I will miss everyone! Actually I don't know if I can even buy souvenirs for people since my mum like never change any money. Guess my uncles are going to provide hahaha.

Ohh my results for this sem isn't really good. I'm a 2.98 now. Disappointed but I'm gonna do well already! And I've had the Bintan trip with my classmates! It was fun. Heh. I came back with very tanned shoulders and back. Ok bye imma miss you all!
Loves,
Joyce

Ngor ge rabbit!

This is a picture of my so cute but full of problems rabbit, Sasha. No, her surname is not Fierce like Sasha Fierce, but her surname is Sasha Goh! And she is full of problems lah. She now has mites and it they grew a nest at her feet. Which is disgusting. So she is now on medication. But she is still very cute and very guai. And we all love her coz she is a nice rabbit. She likes to be stroked at her forehead! Now I present to you, Sasha! Drum roll please!!
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Okay I give the cue for "Aww!!" 1, 2, 3 Ok now everybody! "Awwwww...!!!!" So cute right! I still love her. Manymany! haha.

K bye!
Joyce

Why things are that way.

Once upon a time 2000 years ago, Adam walked with God in the Garden of Eden. They shared and talked about everything. God was Adam's best friend. Then one fine day, Eve said, "Hey Adam! This fruit, the serpent say it's called apple. He say can eat one! Won't die! " And she points to the serpent. Whose name was Devil. Then Adam replied, "Oi you sure or not? Don't bluff me leh!" Then she merely pointed to the Devil. So Adam decided to heck care, and eat the red juicy fruit that looked so enticing. As he was eating halfway and trying to swallow the fruit, God's light shone from the sky and His face appeared. "Adam, why are you eating the Forbidden fruit that I told you not to touch?! You have disobeyed me!" Then Adam got so shocked and frightened that he choked on the bit of apple he was trying to swallow. Then he dropped the apple onto the ground.

He knew no matter what he said, it was too late. Adam knew he had disobeyed God's command and sinned against God. "Adam, now you and Eve cannot remain in my garden anymore. And the bit of apple you swallowed will remain in your throat as a reminder to you of your sin against me. So I will not let you die from it, but it will remain there, even for all your sons when they finally become a real man. Now leave!" God uttered. So Adam and Eve had no choice but to leave the Garden of Eden. They made themselves some clothes out of animal skin so that they can keep their bodies covered. They went out to the fields, laboured, planted crops and Eve continue making clothes and also cooked. This went on for awhile. Everyday, Adam would look into the reflection of the river. Adam's Apple always remained there.

Adam was bored with the two person life with Eve. He needed someone else there for him. Someone that can be his best friend. Just like how God was there for him. So he prayed to God to give him a best friend. Then God sent an animal, a brown, short furred animal with 4 legs, and floppy ears. Eve got excited. "Adam look! There's an animal at our doorstep! Come see!" Then Adam abandoned his work in the backyard and went to the doorstep.

Good Lord! My prayers have been answered! "You prayed for a companion? Life with me alone very boring is it?" Eve questioned him but Adam managed to change the topic. "Eh, so what should we name him?" He smiled so sweetly that she forgot about what happened a little earlier. "Ya huh! Shall we name him after God? Since he has been caring for us so much. Look at our crops! They multiply and keep on mutiplying till we have so much food!" Then Adam thought for a while and said, "Nah, we will name him Dog. Which is the opposite of God. This animal will never be as good as God, but he shall be my best friend. Just like how God is my best friend who will always be there watching over us." then he looked over to the animal and it wagged it's tail at the couple.

So Eve shouted jubilantly at the animal. "Dog, come here!" And it barked twice, then followed the couple into the house. And they lived happily ever after.

The End.

P.S: The above story is fictious and it's an Anyhowsayyo Production by the truly amazing Joyce Goh Mei Zheng.

P.S.S: I went shopping today! Wee so happy! Next time I wear out then take photo and show you again. But today, I wore this dress which my Mama bought for me. YAY!

K Chao! 2AM already.
Joyce

Tweet tweet!

Ohaiyo! Watatshi wa exams ended woot!(Hi! My exams ended woot!) Hahaha so happy leh honestly. I've been like not sleeping properly and my whole study break of 6 days, the first thing I did when I woke up is to study and thats all what I've been doing for the past 2 weeks. Which is really saddening. Please, Polytechnic is not just projects and fun ok! It's like after chionging projects, it's time for submission and presentations, then rest awhile, then study break, then exams! It's not what you think it is lor! Seniors lied about Poly being slack honestly. But I'm a nice senior. You have been warned!

Updates on my life! If you haven't already know, I HAVE A BUNNY! Haha and she is 3months old already, and her name is Sasha! She was really a palm size when we got her but now she has grown so much bigger! I'll take a picture of her with me next time then upload and show you guys!

Oh ya btw, the reason I'm blogging today is about my Twitter! If you haven't followed the amazing/interesting/wonderful/great/pretty/cute/lovely/joyful/*add-in-any-good-adjectives* JOYCE yet, my Twitter account is joycefanclub ! Ya lah be my fan lah hahaha. My tweets aren't locked/private but I'm now thinking to actually make it private because I am a secret agent so my life should be abit private. Ya and that's why I don't check-in to Foursquare coz a secret agent's whereabouts is a confidential thing. Just like how a thief does not check into Fourquare after robbing, unless they are dumb. (Which I am not. I repeat, NOT!)

Ya and I want to lock my tweets now mainly because being so open about everything, strangers have started adding me and I really don't know them at all. I mean, really a lot of random Angmohs are adding me and I really don't know who are they can!! Like erm, okay this is not all the people but some that I have screenshot from my dear Chiku(iPhone 4).








Ya you can read lah. Two men who are like around my grandpa's age. One is a Bishop and he has so many followers! I wonder why he followed me honestly. Not like I'm some very prominent figure. And this other man is erm, just some guy whom I really don't know. Then there are female angmohs who add me and I went to see their twitter account and like they followed around 30 plus people or something. Out of the 30 plus, they actually followed me. Shouldn't your first few followers be your friends? As in the first few people you follow. Unless you really have no friends and all the people you follow are random people. And then today I received a mentions from this angmoh guy and he said he is some artist asking me to support his youtube page, if I subscribe to him, he will sub back. Then ok lah maybe his work is quite good, so I clicked the link that was attached. Then thank God the video was flagged. The title wrote like "Creating art with Porn." And I was like "Wth..-.- Americans why like that?"

Honestly, I'm just some Chinese girl and no, I don't have an American accent at all. Just a normal Singaporean girl (and I bet you don't even know where is Singapore. Nope, not in China tyvm) who has a twitter and a blog and I actually only want people who know me or are my friends to be my follower. Okay maybe you are interested in my life or somehow found my twitter name from somewhere but I won't follow you back because I only follow people who I know or would want to learn from. Like different Pastors, different leaders who are strong pillars of HOGC! Anyone from HOGC who follows me I will follow back! Because I know we all have the same purpose Amen? Haha but not you all angmohs who live in Texas or something. Just like you don't know where is Singapore, I don't know where Texas or Canada or Florida belongs. Like the north south east west of America I only know generally. But I do know the capital okay! The capital is Washington D.C but what does D.C stand for actually? Okay let you guess. What is the capital of Singapore? Give you 5 seconds to think.
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Okay the capital of Singapore is Singapore. Hahahaha coz Singapore is too small to have a capital lah. We are just one small dot. And I don't know why they say that we are a red dot of all colours.

Oh ya, there are people who follow me back, that I feel really honoured about. These people are the Leaders and also different Pastors that came to church and preach before! Pastor Joakim is really a down to earth person. Although he is so influential and everything, he still cares for really everyone! You follow him, he will follow back!



PASTOR SERGEY FOLLOWED ME BACK! YEEHAW! I feel so honoured leh honestly. It's like they are people up there and I'm nothing compared to them but still, they really care about every other person so much to follow everyone back. Not cause they wanna spam followers or something but because they really wanna know about everyone's lives. This interest about wanting to know everything about a person is also what I wanna have! :)

P.S: To the people whom I don't know that followed me and you see your face here, maybe you will like to explain why you follow me? Ya thanks.

P.S.S: Actually Twitter is quite fun. You get to follow your idols as well. Like Taylor Swift, Nickhun from 2PM and all. Oh! I'm also following Obama. He is super popular so many followers lah! If Lee Kuan Yew had twitter, would he be as popular as Obama?

P.S.S.S: Since we are on Obama, I got a riddle! Riddle: What does Obama say when he is all alone? Ans: Obamaself(All by myself) hahhaha!

K bye!

Sensitive.

Exams are like tomorrow and I was actually very nervous and scared about it. Then I attempted past year papers and I lucky I can do! So I think still okay lah. I never liked Economics. God, please bless me to get an A tomorrow!
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RANDOM ALERT!

Exams and studies aside, I am super sensitive when guys touch my head or pat my on my head. I don't know. To me, it's like if you do that means you like me. Hahaha sounds weird right? It can be explained this way lah. It's just like my daddy putting his loving hand on my head and patting me. Like sayang me and it makes me feel like a little girl, like so loved or something. Ya, so which guy do that to me, I will get very sensitive, make me feel like a little girl and I will also think that person like me! So if you don't want me to think you like me, better not do that to my head! You do this I will also be more inclined to like you leh. Shit lah. So now I also know! After reading this, whoever touches/pats my head, means you purposely want me to like you. Thus, I will avoid you at all cost coz you are trying to make me tweeterpatted. Tweeterpatted(pronounced as twitter-pay-ted) means like you are in that state of love where everything is blind to you and makes you go goo-goo and ga-ga. Which is not what I want to behave! You have never seen that word before? Oh, I took it from the cartoon Bambi. The Owl describe that as tweeterpatted. Hehehe. Yea, I like taking stuffs from places. I remember my cartoons very very well. Especially Disney movies! The Ariel song Part of Your World I totally know the whole song can! Ok actually, I know almost all the Disney songs. I'm a Disney fan! Hahahaha. Okay lah bye! Good luck to Joyce Goh for her Microeconomics paper tomorrow! Hope you get A <3. Aww thank you very much. So nice of you! Okay, talking to myself already. I'm getting crazy.

Says Goodbye,
Joyce

You are renamed.

Hey blog. I abandoned you again. Haha I might as well give you a new name, called Dusty coz it's like you're an item I left in the cupboard to collect dust. And I only take out like sometimes then I blow (HAR CHIU!) or wipe the dust away. Hahaha okay lah I'm just so lame. Ohh! I've learnt some Korean Language! Lameyo is pronounced as lame-your and it means lame. So one two three Joyce is lameyo! Hahahahaha ok I myself happy can already. Okay teach you some real one. Jinjayyo? Means "Really?"

The reason I'm up at 2.45AM blogging is because, I just completed by Business Statistics project and I'm sending it to dear Lynnie, and I'm also painting my right hand's nails as I messed them up with messed up designs and so I'm redo-ing the whole hand. Now it's leopard print nails lah but it doesnt really look leopard print, so I just tell people abstract art lah. Hahaha quite nice hor!

Okay, do you think I'm too lenghty? Aiya, no right? Anyway, I've been thinking if I should cut my hair short. Coz it's getting boring, this long hair with nothing done to it before. So I wanna zhng my hair! What should I do? Japanese perm? I don't know. But the guys advise me not to cut short. They say I can't carry it off. So I have to remain my sweet girl hair lah like that. Okay it's 3.00AM now and I'm done with my "abstract art" nails! Hahaha ciaos!

Love,
Joyce