Ngor ge rabbit!

This is a picture of my so cute but full of problems rabbit, Sasha. No, her surname is not Fierce like Sasha Fierce, but her surname is Sasha Goh! And she is full of problems lah. She now has mites and it they grew a nest at her feet. Which is disgusting. So she is now on medication. But she is still very cute and very guai. And we all love her coz she is a nice rabbit. She likes to be stroked at her forehead! Now I present to you, Sasha! Drum roll please!!
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Okay I give the cue for "Aww!!" 1, 2, 3 Ok now everybody! "Awwwww...!!!!" So cute right! I still love her. Manymany! haha.

K bye!
Joyce

Why things are that way.

Once upon a time 2000 years ago, Adam walked with God in the Garden of Eden. They shared and talked about everything. God was Adam's best friend. Then one fine day, Eve said, "Hey Adam! This fruit, the serpent say it's called apple. He say can eat one! Won't die! " And she points to the serpent. Whose name was Devil. Then Adam replied, "Oi you sure or not? Don't bluff me leh!" Then she merely pointed to the Devil. So Adam decided to heck care, and eat the red juicy fruit that looked so enticing. As he was eating halfway and trying to swallow the fruit, God's light shone from the sky and His face appeared. "Adam, why are you eating the Forbidden fruit that I told you not to touch?! You have disobeyed me!" Then Adam got so shocked and frightened that he choked on the bit of apple he was trying to swallow. Then he dropped the apple onto the ground.

He knew no matter what he said, it was too late. Adam knew he had disobeyed God's command and sinned against God. "Adam, now you and Eve cannot remain in my garden anymore. And the bit of apple you swallowed will remain in your throat as a reminder to you of your sin against me. So I will not let you die from it, but it will remain there, even for all your sons when they finally become a real man. Now leave!" God uttered. So Adam and Eve had no choice but to leave the Garden of Eden. They made themselves some clothes out of animal skin so that they can keep their bodies covered. They went out to the fields, laboured, planted crops and Eve continue making clothes and also cooked. This went on for awhile. Everyday, Adam would look into the reflection of the river. Adam's Apple always remained there.

Adam was bored with the two person life with Eve. He needed someone else there for him. Someone that can be his best friend. Just like how God was there for him. So he prayed to God to give him a best friend. Then God sent an animal, a brown, short furred animal with 4 legs, and floppy ears. Eve got excited. "Adam look! There's an animal at our doorstep! Come see!" Then Adam abandoned his work in the backyard and went to the doorstep.

Good Lord! My prayers have been answered! "You prayed for a companion? Life with me alone very boring is it?" Eve questioned him but Adam managed to change the topic. "Eh, so what should we name him?" He smiled so sweetly that she forgot about what happened a little earlier. "Ya huh! Shall we name him after God? Since he has been caring for us so much. Look at our crops! They multiply and keep on mutiplying till we have so much food!" Then Adam thought for a while and said, "Nah, we will name him Dog. Which is the opposite of God. This animal will never be as good as God, but he shall be my best friend. Just like how God is my best friend who will always be there watching over us." then he looked over to the animal and it wagged it's tail at the couple.

So Eve shouted jubilantly at the animal. "Dog, come here!" And it barked twice, then followed the couple into the house. And they lived happily ever after.

The End.

P.S: The above story is fictious and it's an Anyhowsayyo Production by the truly amazing Joyce Goh Mei Zheng.

P.S.S: I went shopping today! Wee so happy! Next time I wear out then take photo and show you again. But today, I wore this dress which my Mama bought for me. YAY!

K Chao! 2AM already.
Joyce

Tweet tweet!

Ohaiyo! Watatshi wa exams ended woot!(Hi! My exams ended woot!) Hahaha so happy leh honestly. I've been like not sleeping properly and my whole study break of 6 days, the first thing I did when I woke up is to study and thats all what I've been doing for the past 2 weeks. Which is really saddening. Please, Polytechnic is not just projects and fun ok! It's like after chionging projects, it's time for submission and presentations, then rest awhile, then study break, then exams! It's not what you think it is lor! Seniors lied about Poly being slack honestly. But I'm a nice senior. You have been warned!

Updates on my life! If you haven't already know, I HAVE A BUNNY! Haha and she is 3months old already, and her name is Sasha! She was really a palm size when we got her but now she has grown so much bigger! I'll take a picture of her with me next time then upload and show you guys!

Oh ya btw, the reason I'm blogging today is about my Twitter! If you haven't followed the amazing/interesting/wonderful/great/pretty/cute/lovely/joyful/*add-in-any-good-adjectives* JOYCE yet, my Twitter account is joycefanclub ! Ya lah be my fan lah hahaha. My tweets aren't locked/private but I'm now thinking to actually make it private because I am a secret agent so my life should be abit private. Ya and that's why I don't check-in to Foursquare coz a secret agent's whereabouts is a confidential thing. Just like how a thief does not check into Fourquare after robbing, unless they are dumb. (Which I am not. I repeat, NOT!)

Ya and I want to lock my tweets now mainly because being so open about everything, strangers have started adding me and I really don't know them at all. I mean, really a lot of random Angmohs are adding me and I really don't know who are they can!! Like erm, okay this is not all the people but some that I have screenshot from my dear Chiku(iPhone 4).








Ya you can read lah. Two men who are like around my grandpa's age. One is a Bishop and he has so many followers! I wonder why he followed me honestly. Not like I'm some very prominent figure. And this other man is erm, just some guy whom I really don't know. Then there are female angmohs who add me and I went to see their twitter account and like they followed around 30 plus people or something. Out of the 30 plus, they actually followed me. Shouldn't your first few followers be your friends? As in the first few people you follow. Unless you really have no friends and all the people you follow are random people. And then today I received a mentions from this angmoh guy and he said he is some artist asking me to support his youtube page, if I subscribe to him, he will sub back. Then ok lah maybe his work is quite good, so I clicked the link that was attached. Then thank God the video was flagged. The title wrote like "Creating art with Porn." And I was like "Wth..-.- Americans why like that?"

Honestly, I'm just some Chinese girl and no, I don't have an American accent at all. Just a normal Singaporean girl (and I bet you don't even know where is Singapore. Nope, not in China tyvm) who has a twitter and a blog and I actually only want people who know me or are my friends to be my follower. Okay maybe you are interested in my life or somehow found my twitter name from somewhere but I won't follow you back because I only follow people who I know or would want to learn from. Like different Pastors, different leaders who are strong pillars of HOGC! Anyone from HOGC who follows me I will follow back! Because I know we all have the same purpose Amen? Haha but not you all angmohs who live in Texas or something. Just like you don't know where is Singapore, I don't know where Texas or Canada or Florida belongs. Like the north south east west of America I only know generally. But I do know the capital okay! The capital is Washington D.C but what does D.C stand for actually? Okay let you guess. What is the capital of Singapore? Give you 5 seconds to think.
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Okay the capital of Singapore is Singapore. Hahahaha coz Singapore is too small to have a capital lah. We are just one small dot. And I don't know why they say that we are a red dot of all colours.

Oh ya, there are people who follow me back, that I feel really honoured about. These people are the Leaders and also different Pastors that came to church and preach before! Pastor Joakim is really a down to earth person. Although he is so influential and everything, he still cares for really everyone! You follow him, he will follow back!



PASTOR SERGEY FOLLOWED ME BACK! YEEHAW! I feel so honoured leh honestly. It's like they are people up there and I'm nothing compared to them but still, they really care about every other person so much to follow everyone back. Not cause they wanna spam followers or something but because they really wanna know about everyone's lives. This interest about wanting to know everything about a person is also what I wanna have! :)

P.S: To the people whom I don't know that followed me and you see your face here, maybe you will like to explain why you follow me? Ya thanks.

P.S.S: Actually Twitter is quite fun. You get to follow your idols as well. Like Taylor Swift, Nickhun from 2PM and all. Oh! I'm also following Obama. He is super popular so many followers lah! If Lee Kuan Yew had twitter, would he be as popular as Obama?

P.S.S.S: Since we are on Obama, I got a riddle! Riddle: What does Obama say when he is all alone? Ans: Obamaself(All by myself) hahhaha!

K bye!