Boomer, tanker, spitter.

I have a revelation. Not the godly kind but revelation about life. Hahaha. I know why Ah Bengs like to go partying at night clubs. It's because when they are younger, they hang out in LAN shops which is equally noisy and loud. Thus, they like that sort of environment. So when they get older, they choose to hang out in another noisy place, which is clubs. Clubs are noisy with hot girls with 1cm thick makeup in revealing clothings, loud music and some guy on the stage or something moving his hands left and right(the DJ) and green laser shooting everywhere. Okay, that is what I pressume lah from what I see in the TV. Anyway, I think to know this, I am really smart. I finally realised this because I went to a LAN shop today. The one near the Tampines Stadium and right beside Subway. The computers are not very good lah anyway. I played L4D for the first time. And you know what? Of course..
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OF COURSE I SUCKED LAH! My first time leh! Like playing L4D in a LAN shop. The first time I played was in my classmate's house and he let me play the Practice Mode and I kept screaming then he disallowed me to play. :( People bully me. Is it wrong to scream? I'm a girl right? And girls are best at screaming. Hahaha. Okay so my best record was killing 7 infected.. And 0 real people... T.T They all so bad lah. I just spawn then I'm dead. Coz they all aim me! AHHH!! I will improve okay! I will get so good that one day I play really Left 4 Dead. Hahahahaha!

Okok I have to tell you something very very very very (just x1034933892 times) IMPORTANT! It's as important as global warming. Because my Mama, READ MY BLOG! OMGOSH! At first she told me and it wasn't really processing through my head. Then like afew minutes later, it fully processed into my brain and I was like "HUH!?!??!?!!OMGOSH!!!!!" And she smiled. And then my sister also asked me for my blog and I told her and now more people know about it. AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Well, I don't know if it's a good thing or not lah. But people who are reading this, please try to comment if possible! :) Then I know who reads this 537251181GB of space taken up in the virtual world. And I went to school to seek my BA teacher for consultation. When we reached her office, no one was there. T.T How can a teacher do this! She totally wasted my efforts to wake up and go to school lah! And wasted my energy in carrying 2 notebooks. We left her a note and she didn't even called us back. GRR! I demand a refund of my time! Or give me 3 more marks for my exam. Hahaha. Okay actually I don't know what to say. I'm feeling weird now. Like I feel like talking rubbish, which I am already doing and I don't have the feel to blog anymore.

Oh, I went for a Chilles dinner. :) Only about 10 people went? Chilles is a BSC camp group that I'm in. Haha. OH LALALALALA~ I don't know what to say anymore.

KTHXBYE!
LOVE,
Joyce

P.S: I think I look like the Angry Bird green monster. Haha

A conversation

This was what happened in my bag while I was busy cycling around ECP with my friends. Basically, my phone and my water bottle were comparing who was being loved more by Joyce (me), their owner.

Tuppie(My tuppleware): Hey Apple! I think Joyce loves me more. Haha suck on that thank you!

Apple (phone): Hello, Joyce uses me like everyday! You don't know how important I am in her life! She uses me to message her dear friends, chat with them via calling and also by different chat apps in me! I have more than 100, 000 apps, one can never have enough! Including Miss Joyce. I even have so many games to entertain her. What can you do? You are single-coloured and you have lesser functions than me. Muahahahaha!

Tuppie: Well, you don't know who you're talking to. I am a Tuppleware! World famous. Plus I have lifelong warranty if I forgot to mention! I am also lightweight and made of durable plastic! My brothers and I have so many different colours, Miss Joyce can change one colour everyday! Hehe. You're just a boring black phone!

Apple: Excuse me, speaking of class, I am much more high class than you! I worth so much more and apart from my soo many apps, I also have a camera function. I am also light and I have a map! Like Dora the Explorer. Miss Joyce has a bad sense of direction and she relies on me alot more than you okay! I have many different colours of clothes(iPhone cover) and my clothes are easily everywhere. Even in Pasar Malam you can find!

Tuppie: Ohh, you just showed me how cheap you are. Can even find in Pasar Malam! Hehehehe.

Apple: Grrr!! I'm still more expensive than you FYI!

Meanwhile, Wallet who was also in the bag could not take the noise pollution anymore.

Wallet: OI! Shut up lah, I'm trying to enjoy the sea breeze here? Stop quarelling! You are all important to Joyce! Apple, she uses you alot because you are her phone. Tuppie, she drinks from you and you replenish her water level! Now shoosh!

Apple: So who is more important? Me or her(Tuppie) ?

Wallet: Err, both are equally important.. I think I'm the most important. I hold her important stuff. Like money, like her POSB cards, like her and her friend's photos or what they call polaroid photos. I also hold the most important key to her heart!

Tuppie: What most is important key of her heart?!

Wallet: Err, her house key?

Apple: LAME!!!! -.-

Wallet: What! Important what! Okay err, I hold her Matrics card! Ahh! For school. Hehe. I am the MOST important in her life!

Apple: No, it's me!

Tuppie: You all wait long long then is you lah! Obviously me!

Wallet: Your head! Me lah!
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Then they all got into an intense fight. Tuppie was raging with anger inside because what both of them said had made sense and she felt the most useless among all of them now. This destroyed her inner ego and she had to do something.

Tuppie: ROAR! IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, THEN NEITHER OF YOU CAN! MUAHAHHAHA!

Apple: Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about that?

Wallet: Haha loser.

Tuppie shakes all she can and with all her might, she forced her lid out of her.

Wallet: What... are you trying to... do...?

Apple: AHH NO MY WARRANTY DOESN'T COVER! Don't try please..!

Tuppie: You guys have made me angry. Too late now! HOHOHOHO!

And Tuppie does a "Tip me over and pour water out!" Dance and out came all the water that was actually topped up for Joyce to drink.

Joyce: Eh, why raining?

Then I looked down and I saw water dripping out from my sling bag. OH MY GOSH!!!! MY WATER BOTTLE IS LEAKING! I then took all my stuff out and overturned my bag. All the water gushed out like some river. Then I looked at my phone. I tried to turn it on.

Apple: I'm so sorry master.. I...I....I'm going now...

Joyce: Nooo! Hold on! I do CPR for you!!!!

Apple: Thanks for cherishing me. Bye......

Joyce: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Wallet: Master, I'm all wet. I'm sorry I didn't protect your paper and other nonsense inside of me.. I'm useless.

Joyce: I can't take 2 heartbreaks in a day! Furthermore my laptop's audio is also spoilt. :(

Wallet: I haven't been a good girl. I wish to step down from my position.. I'm going to spoil soon anyway. So you might as well get me removed.

Joyce: Wallet, how can you talk like that! T.T

Meanwhile, Tuppie keeps very silent.

Joyce: Tuppie.....!!!!!! I'm very angry now. Okay, more of sian. You KO-ed my stuff! I will not drink from you today! Go isolate yourself in the sink later at home!

Tuppie gets emo and sits down quietly in one corner, reflecting on her mistakes and thinking how she should learn to control her temper next time.

I went out for the whole of today, which is the next day with a lousy HP phone that has a dead battery by like 4 hours. So I went home, sian that my phone sucks now. Mama asked me to look at the table.

Wow, I saw, right there, an iPhone that was charging!

Joyce: Mama! Is it fixed?

Mum: No, this is a new phone.

My eyes lit up man. I was like overjoyed/jubilant/estatic and insert whatever joyful words into this part. I was literally grinning and jumping for joy. Hahahaha okay don't laugh at me for jumping for joy can? Someone just being really happy here? I went to the toilet to pee, then after washing my hands, I secretly jumped for joy in the toilet before I came out smiling, but at least much calmer. Hahaha. I can have my 3G now! It's name is Fifi. I will take care of you Fifi. Let no one bully you. You're my baby. :) I love you Fifi.

Okay that's the end of the story. The end.

Signing off,
Joyce.

P.S: I apologize to Wallet because I replaced her with a black Hello Kitty wallet I bought from china like 3 years ago. Haha sorry!

P.S.S: Someone said I look like Taeyeon. You think?

Today is a good day.

Hi fellow Homo Sapiens! Hahaha I'm starting work tomorrow but I still feel alright now and not rushing to go to bed coz it starts at 2.15. So I'm gonna have lunch, then slowly stroll to Expo. I'm working from tomorrow till 23 August so you all can come down and support me! :D Erm, staying at home all day ain't good for you anyway. You need some sun. :P But not too much, or you will end up like me. Burnt and red like a mango. I should advertise for Red Mango. Hahaha. Ok fine, that's quite lame. Oh btw, I went for a haircut rmb? It costs $72. Cut, Wash, Blow, Treatment. :) Many people say that it's expensive but I think it's actually ok because free treatment is provided leh! I used to have my haircut at Jean Yip and it's like $50 for a hair cut and wash and blow alone. Treatment will cost about $120 at Jean Yip. So to me, it's actually cheap. Then when I went to Secondary 3 and 4, I was introduced to cheaper alternatives like Twister, Monsoon and Snip Avenue. Snip Avenue is like $2.80 to snip snip! But I never trust them to cut the back of my hair, only my fringe, because I think Joyce Goh is pretty good in cutting fringe so anything go wrong, just DIY. :)

Oh, back to the point. Today is a good day because I woke up early to go for OB revision lecture and reached school at about 8.10AM when it starts at 9AM. Then as I was walking to school, I saw my classmate! Thus, we can have breakiefast together! Hehe. Biz Park wasn't opened, so we had chicken pie from Cheers. Then I had my 8Days to accompany me. 8Days keeps me occupied. I can spend the whole day reading the magazine and some people might think, "How can read so long one? Just magazine leh". Well, I read every single word okay! Most people just browse through and read what they think its interesting. But if you don't give the editors a chance, their efforts would be wasted typing out those 1000 words (one page) that you skipped. And you would never know what you missed out just because you find the title boring. Just like this tissue/flyer thing that they are giving out near my school. Most people will just take and use the tissue. But if you don't read the flyer, you would not know what is happening and what this shop or whatever is about. Apparently, there is going to be a new mall at Jurong East called J Cube, and they are looking for people to design the mall's logo. You will stand to win don't know how much worth of Capital Land vouchers lah. You can go try. Nothing to lose anyway right? And please give me a few vouchers because without me, you wouldn't have known about this! I don't know if they tore down Jurong Point or not but who cares, I don't go to Jurong at all. Only occasionally, to look at birds of all shapes and sizes.

Oh and then I had my lecture, and some idiot asked teacher to use my seal incident as an example for the Conduct Functional Analyst part of OB. I think it was Banena Fena Fo FahKeng! Grrr! *Fierce dog growl* Because that day was a Friday and I was going to have BSC camp in the night. So I brought a toy to aid me in sleeping. I took the toy out as cushion during class and my teacher Mr Kelvin Lee saw me with my seal, which I named Whoopie and said during break time, if I managed to throw the seal and hit him, he will award me with 1 class participation mark. If I missed, minus one mark. So, I feel very good bargain lah. And I think my aiming very zhun. Then I threw. Whoopie went flying at 3x10^8 and finally, in slow-motion, it flew and flew and flew past... like 30cm away from teacher. So, MINUS ONE MARK LOR. Hahaha who cares, I still got an A for coursework. Hehehe. Ya, so he used that example during OB lecture today with his 3 tutorial classes. And I was a little sleepy during his class. Coz I woke up at 7.30 to reach school at 8.10 when lessons start at 9. All because I am cheapskate and lazy to walk to the bus stop so I asked Mama to send me to school by car. Hehe. Eh, I think I should just take bus since I have Bus Pass now.. Oh forget it. Then I told teacher and he said 8 he still sleeping. 8.15 then he woke up. Then he go say like "One student from one of you here reached at 8." Then this guy from another class go say, "Siao, come so early for what." Hahah, unknowingly to him, I'm infront you bugger and teacher shout across you can hear, what makes you think I can't hear you! Whatever, Gang Men! Now I won't scold people with asshole but Gang Men which means anus. Erm, same meaning lah. Hahaha and it sounds funny if you say it! Hahaha.

Ahem, later class ended and Samuel, KK, Siying, Lyn and I went to eat KFC. Had a long struggle on what to eat because mama says I am having a sunburn so I cannot eat heaty stuff, should let the heat dissipate. Hahaha which sounds true. But youngsters all don't care one lah so, ya.. Then I went to Expo for Metro Sales with Lyn and Sheryl but to our dismay, it ended yesterday! AHH! Never mind, then Sheryl went back and Lyn and I went to Tampines to look for our tailored black pants for work. I got my black G2000 pants at $29 Clearance Sales ma. Hahaha so cheap right! Think I will be wearing it tomorrow lah. Lazy to go wash it and furthermore, I have not ironed my jeans yet and the G2000 pants is the neatest black pants around. Hahaha I have such a lazy butt. Blame the roots lah! I got my pants, so today is a good day. :)

Then Lyn didn't find one that had her size or something she liked, so she went all the way to the G2000 in Bugis with her Momo and I didn't follow because it was already 4. Then I did some individual shopping till Dillon came. Bought black nail polish from The Face Shop, something I always wanted to buy! Yay! So happy!

Then I ate my Pontian wanton mee at $2.80 only because I have the kopitiam card. I think this card is really good. Much cheaper! And Dillon became my page flipper while I ate my Wanton Mee. Hehe.

Oh, and when I was about to go home, I went to the toilet first and this is a rare and special day because I DID NOT HAVE TO QUEUE! LIKE JUST GO IN IMMEDIATELY! Haha that's why today is such a good day. I spent so long blogging this because I was to and fro doing other things in between. Okay, shall go bathe and sleep! Haha hoping tomorrow will be a good day as well! And to all of you too!
K tata!
Joyce