Tuppie(My tuppleware): Hey Apple! I think Joyce loves me more. Haha suck on that thank you!
Apple (phone): Hello, Joyce uses me like everyday! You don't know how important I am in her life! She uses me to message her dear friends, chat with them via calling and also by different chat apps in me! I have more than 100, 000 apps, one can never have enough! Including Miss Joyce. I even have so many games to entertain her. What can you do? You are single-coloured and you have lesser functions than me. Muahahahaha!
Tuppie: Well, you don't know who you're talking to. I am a Tuppleware! World famous. Plus I have lifelong warranty if I forgot to mention! I am also lightweight and made of durable plastic! My brothers and I have so many different colours, Miss Joyce can change one colour everyday! Hehe. You're just a boring black phone!
Apple: Excuse me, speaking of class, I am much more high class than you! I worth so much more and apart from my soo many apps, I also have a camera function. I am also light and I have a map! Like Dora the Explorer. Miss Joyce has a bad sense of direction and she relies on me alot more than you okay! I have many different colours of clothes(iPhone cover) and my clothes are easily everywhere. Even in Pasar Malam you can find!
Tuppie: Ohh, you just showed me how cheap you are. Can even find in Pasar Malam! Hehehehe.
Apple: Grrr!! I'm still more expensive than you FYI!
Meanwhile, Wallet who was also in the bag could not take the noise pollution anymore.
Wallet: OI! Shut up lah, I'm trying to enjoy the sea breeze here? Stop quarelling! You are all important to Joyce! Apple, she uses you alot because you are her phone. Tuppie, she drinks from you and you replenish her water level! Now shoosh!
Apple: So who is more important? Me or her(Tuppie) ?
Wallet: Err, both are equally important.. I think I'm the most important. I hold her important stuff. Like money, like her POSB cards, like her and her friend's photos or what they call polaroid photos. I also hold the most important key to her heart!
Tuppie: What most is important key of her heart?!
Wallet: Err, her house key?
Apple: LAME!!!! -.-
Wallet: What! Important what! Okay err, I hold her Matrics card! Ahh! For school. Hehe. I am the MOST important in her life!
Apple: No, it's me!
Tuppie: You all wait long long then is you lah! Obviously me!
Wallet: Your head! Me lah!
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Then they all got into an intense fight. Tuppie was raging with anger inside because what both of them said had made sense and she felt the most useless among all of them now. This destroyed her inner ego and she had to do something.
Tuppie: ROAR! IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, THEN NEITHER OF YOU CAN! MUAHAHHAHA!
Apple: Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about that?
Wallet: Haha loser.
Tuppie shakes all she can and with all her might, she forced her lid out of her.
Wallet: What... are you trying to... do...?
Apple: AHH NO MY WARRANTY DOESN'T COVER! Don't try please..!
Tuppie: You guys have made me angry. Too late now! HOHOHOHO!
And Tuppie does a "Tip me over and pour water out!" Dance and out came all the water that was actually topped up for Joyce to drink.
Joyce: Eh, why raining?
Then I looked down and I saw water dripping out from my sling bag. OH MY GOSH!!!! MY WATER BOTTLE IS LEAKING! I then took all my stuff out and overturned my bag. All the water gushed out like some river. Then I looked at my phone. I tried to turn it on.
Apple: I'm so sorry master.. I...I....I'm going now...
Joyce: Nooo! Hold on! I do CPR for you!!!!
Apple: Thanks for cherishing me. Bye......
Joyce: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Wallet: Master, I'm all wet. I'm sorry I didn't protect your paper and other nonsense inside of me.. I'm useless.
Joyce: I can't take 2 heartbreaks in a day! Furthermore my laptop's audio is also spoilt. :(
Wallet: I haven't been a good girl. I wish to step down from my position.. I'm going to spoil soon anyway. So you might as well get me removed.
Joyce: Wallet, how can you talk like that! T.T
Meanwhile, Tuppie keeps very silent.
Joyce: Tuppie.....!!!!!! I'm very angry now. Okay, more of sian. You KO-ed my stuff! I will not drink from you today! Go isolate yourself in the sink later at home!
Tuppie gets emo and sits down quietly in one corner, reflecting on her mistakes and thinking how she should learn to control her temper next time.
I went out for the whole of today, which is the next day with a lousy HP phone that has a dead battery by like 4 hours. So I went home, sian that my phone sucks now. Mama asked me to look at the table.
Wow, I saw, right there, an iPhone that was charging!
Joyce: Mama! Is it fixed?
Mum: No, this is a new phone.
My eyes lit up man. I was like overjoyed/jubilant/estatic and insert whatever joyful words into this part. I was literally grinning and jumping for joy. Hahahaha okay don't laugh at me for jumping for joy can? Someone just being really happy here? I went to the toilet to pee, then after washing my hands, I secretly jumped for joy in the toilet before I came out smiling, but at least much calmer. Hahaha. I can have my 3G now! It's name is Fifi. I will take care of you Fifi. Let no one bully you. You're my baby. :) I love you Fifi.
Okay that's the end of the story. The end.
Signing off,
Joyce.
P.S: I apologize to Wallet because I replaced her with a black Hello Kitty wallet I bought from china like 3 years ago. Haha sorry!
P.S.S: Someone said I look like Taeyeon. You think?
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