I'm a barbie girl.

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. It's fantastic, I'm made out of plastic. Remember this song? I think the creator of this song needs to go face the wall and reflect. Mian Bi Si Gu. hahaha because he taught people that they can be plastic to look chio like Barbie! show u an example of the wonders of plastic surgery. Look at this girl. She is neither pretty nor ugly right?



Then after plastic surgery..



WTH? So different?!!! And it's really unfair. Those who have the money, goes for plastic surgery then goes to a bar and POOF! Now all the guys are hitting on you and buying you drinks. And the beauty you get last for quite awhile, unlike makeup where it' gone after you wash it all away. And guys will be like, "AHHH!! You're not the girl from yesterday!" Hahaha imagine you went to bed with some hot girl at the bar and the next morning when the makeup has all faded, she calls to you lovingly. "Hi Handsome." Then you remember the voice but when you look at her face. What? Why so plain?! Then you rush to wear your pants while she shouts "Honey, where you going?" WAIT. This sounds like a drama serial. What I'm trying to say is makeup does wonders as well lah. And I hate people who look super nice with makeup but their natural face not very pretty. Because this girl here can't make up. And I look the same even with makeup. So.. AHH HATE YOU!

Actually, why go for plastic surgery? Even if you are really pretty and hot and sexy (add in whatever adjectives you want), you still know deep inside that that's not the real you. Your kids won't come out looking at your plastic self. They will look like the old you. And then they might feel inferior. "How come Mummy is so pretty, but I look like ..." or "How come I don't look like Mummy/Daddy at all?" Generally it's Mummy lah, more females go PS instead of males. Even if you did go plastic, admit it! Some people just don't wanna admit then they did something to change their appearance. Why? If you dare to do it, then dare to admit lah! No matter how well you spin a lie, you can never fool yourself.



Me: Admit you are plastic! Because you obviously are! BOO TO YOU!
Barbie: What? I am just a plastic doll?
Me: Yes you are.
Barbie: Oh no. T___T Wait, what is plastic?
Me: Urgh, dumb blondes.

Oh, and about plastic surgery. You will have to go under the knife. I saw this video. Of a woman cutting her eyelid and the doctor taking out all the fats from her eyelids and sewing up the eye lid again. That is the procedure for a double eyelid surgery. You sure you wanna go through that? Pay people money to cut you up?

All I can say is, I never will go plastic. It's about loving and living with the way you look. If you think you are ugly, I think just blame your parents? That's why good looking people should be together, so they produce good looking children. hahaha. That's why my husband will be handsome so that our kids look nice. hahaha. I wish my kids will be cute. Like me. *Ahem* hahahhaa. Many people say all kids look the same. That's not true ok! There are some kids with big eyes. Which is the type I like. Some asian kids have small eyes. I want my child to have big bright eyes like mine! :P Eh, I was a very cute kid okay. Just that I had very little hair. So strangers will be like, "Woah so cute! Boy ah?" T.T But now I have nice long hair okay! Oh ya, my kid must look as cute as this!



OMGOSH SO CUTE CAN!? I can look at baby photos all day. I love kids. :D Okay, it ends here. Toodles!

With love,
Joyce.

P/S: I'm going for a haircut tmr!

Public Toilets

I went to the toilet to pee after I came home and while washing my hands, I suddenly thought about public toilets and how gross they are.

Firstly, in the malls, more than 10,000 butts with sit on the same toilet bowl as you. Can you imagine how much germs might be on your butt right now? Germs of like 10,000 people? I think I can hear an "Eww!" from deep inside your heart. Haha but think about it, it's true!

Secondly, imagine some person peed before you. After you hear the flush sound, you chiong into the toilet, only to notice pee on the toilet seat. Furthermore, the pee is yellow and it stinks like hell. Omgosh! Now you remember that right? And now that you're in the cubicle, you have no choice but to use it coz if you rush out and wait for the next one, people will still think its you, or by that time, your pee will be all over the floor. And you will become the Joke/Disgust?Loser of the day. So now, the only thing you can do is either try not to sit on the toilet bowl while peeing or get some tissue and clean up the person's pee. Which is what I always choose to do. But sometimes, inevitably, I touch the person's pee which is uber disgursting?! Touching your own pee/poop is already gross, so imagine someone else's. So people, please pee properly. Aim before you shoot! Hahahha.

Third point is about inconsiderate females who throw their pads any-oh-how and because you are urgently in need of the toilet, you rush in and you realise, "OMGOSH when you walk out, people are going to think it was you." How nice people. Thanks ah!

The last thing I want to complain about public female toilets is that THERE IS FOREVER A QUEUE. WHY?! I have to queue for everything in Singapore. From ordering food, to paying money, to topping up my Ez-link and even to use the toilet. Even when you are super urgent, you still have to hold your pee in or pray to god for help or something. Once, I was urgent, and it was already my turn, so I chiong to the toilet. And the preggers woman behind me was staring at me. What? You are pregnant I know, but I'm super urgent right? Why is there always a long queue for female toilets? Is it just because females preen infront of the mirror and take up the space in the toilet? Or maybe it's because we all need cubicles, while guys can just stand up and pee at the urinal. Then wash their hands and done. Obviously we can't have urinals for females. I suggest every mall have just ONE male toilet and TWO female toilets. Or whatever, just double the amount of female toilets so that we don't have to queue up.

Okay it ends here. Bye!
JOYCE.

P/S: I was watching Kevjumba just now and he was being his Dad's personal trainer. So he asks his dad to say "Alpha Kenny Body" very fast. His dad took 5mins to get what it means. hahaha. Do you get what it means? No? How about if you break it down like this. Al pha K enny Body. hahha. K chao!

I'm a scaredy cat

This is going to be a short post. Haha about how I am a scaredy cat. As I was walking home from my house bus stop, there were two guys behind me also walking the same path. Then I heard, "Hi." Then I turned around for abit and turned back. Then "Hi." again. This time, I did not turn back. Because I know they were calling me, and I didn't know them. Only God knows what they wanna do. So I quickened my pace, (wearing heels due to presentation today) and walk fast fast. My heart was beating quite fast, because I was afraid they would ask me for my number or something. Everytime stuff like that happens, I will get super scared. I don't know why. I don't give strangers my number anyway. Then after that, one guy said, "eh, she dao you leh". Hehe then I know they dont care about me already, so I just walk continue walking and didn't look back.

I'm always scared of such things. Like strangers talking to me. Especially random guys who ask for numbers. I don't even know you. How would I know if I like you enough to chat by phone? Yes, I'm a scaredy cat. Scared of boys and scared of cats. -.- Haha bye.

Joyce

Captain's Ball, presentations/projects !

This week is insanely mad. First up on Monday, we has Comm Skills trial presentation. I got a B lah overall. Buck up Joyce! You can do it! *shakes imaginary pompoms*

Then on Tuesday, we had Macroeconomics presentation. Oh My Gosh. I super impromptu and did not prepare cue cards and slides. Haha think I presented badly. :( Hopefully we get a B. Today is Wednesday! I have something to tell you. I thought today was Thursday. Even from last night.. I know I'm super blur like sotong.. Sotongs are smart okay! Look at Paul the Octopus. Ok fine, Sotong is squid and not octopus! But, but.. they belong in the same family right?! *Thinking of an excuse to back me up* Well, forget it. You win. -.-

Back to my story, I slept at 5AM in the morning, thinking i would have to wake up anytime before 1pm (because classes start at 2pm on Thursdays) and all along I was thinking today was Thursday.. So I set my alarm at 10.15AM, (which would already constitute as late because Wednesday lessons start at 10AM, Comm Skills lah.) and went to sleep. I had a super long dream..o.o Oh, then I woke up by a phone call from friend, because we were supposed to eat lunch together. I looked at the time and I was like, "Oh gosh, half an hr to prepare and rush to school.SIAN!!!" Then I told my friend I cannot eat with him coz I have lab lessons (CSA) at 2PM and said sorry lah. Then after bathing, and packing my CSA bag, I left the house and walked towards the ATM near my house to draw money then cab to school. Then I received an SMS from my classmate Corinne.

She SMSed me telling me she felt sick in the morning and asked if she should go for OB because she wasn't feeling well. Then she said she will copy my OB notes later. She also asked the time for the match.

Then as I was texting my reply, I wrote "huh, why must bring OB book? Today also no OB..." Then O.O SUDDENLY REMEMBERED TODAY IS WEDNESDAY! CAPTAIN'S BALL IS ON WEDNESDAY YOU BABOON BACKSIDE GIRL! And I felt dumb, coz I was carrying my CSA bag. Haha. Then again another revelation or something like that. O.O I MISSED COMM SKILLS TUTORIAL AGAIN?!!?? Oh gosh, I truely felt sian max lah. Sian, must go geng MC come out. ARGH. Waste my MONEYYYYYYY!!! BA QIAN HUAN GEI WO BA!~~

Okay so I withdrew money and went to the clinic near my house. Just nice, they were closing at 2. It was 2PM alr lah at that time. But heng the Aunty let me see the doctor first before they resume business at 5.30. PHEW. So I went in, said I had runny nose and slight cough and a little sore throat. I don't know why I always use the same thing, in the end getting 3 medcines (cough syrup, lozenges and runny nose tablet) and paying so much.-.- next time i should just geng and say runny nose lah. It's very believable because I have sinnus so everytime I wake up, I will get a runny nose. Yay! Got my MC, but lost $35.. Still cabbed to school and did my MC thing. Then I went to meet my friend for lunch. Anyway late alr, might as well I don't go for OB lecture anymore. Haha. After lunch, went to meet my classmates as my friend went off to do project with group mates.

Heng heng, classmates just ended lecture at about 3.30. Lectures always end early. Hehe. Then we proceeded to the Sport's Complex and did stretching and slack awhile first. Time for CAPTAIN'S BALL! hahaha. I was in TEAM 1, the owning team. HEHEHE. Lydia was our official catcher and I was just the one running around. I shouted ALOT lah, but that's just my style when playing captain's ball. haha. And so we won the first match. Afterwards, team 2 was playing with 1B08 and they lacked girls, so I helped out doing slack jobs like defending. Haha. Team 2 lost. Boo, sad. By like 2 points, or we might have drawed. Then it was Team 1's turn to play with 1B08. Yay! Win! Haha the guys in our class are like super fierce lah. The other class people all scared. hahaha well, I first time see Hendricks also scared. haha. Charging Bull leh! Who won't be right? We will be competing in the Finals tomorrow. Hehe. I reached home and haven't bathe yet lah! Sooooo sticky!

Oh, my mum is like playing some "Cartoon Network Word Up" game. Hahaha the kid in mummy. I'm helping her out. hahhaha. She is now playing a Ben Ten game, where Ben shoots hoops.. She ain't good in it. hahaha.Okay, I shall go bathe, then do my Comm Skills Project Outline to be submitted by Friday, then go ORH ORH and play for tmr Finals!!! :D

Toodles with LOVE,
Joyce!

The I'm-so-tired day!

I'm so tired I think I'm gonna go take a quick nap untill my Mum comes home with dinner. Oh gosh, projects all piling up and to be handed in next week. Two tutorials tmr and I alr don't feel like doing them. I'm so slack lah! I took POA in secondary school and yet I did not get an A for BA. T.T That's what I get for being complacent. Haha I deserve it. *says it unwillingly*

I wish the MacroEcons tutor is more lively and don't bore me. So that I can pay attention. Tmr is a boring day for me. I will go try out for inline skating tmr! If it's fun, imma quit Adventure Club and go for Inline Skating instead. Project mates all asking me to do my part but why am I so lazy! I hate work being split up and done individually. If you do something wrong, there will be no one to help you and correct your errors. I like projects where we meet up to do! Oh I really need to see a break down of my work.

Macroeconomics group (next week)
OB(next week)
BA(next week)
Comm Skills (Friday!Gosh)
CSA(Friday..)
BA+Macroecons tutorial (Tomorrow.)

I really need strength man. I hate to forgo sleep. Sleeping is my lifelong hobby or something! I hate the feeling of being unproductive, yet I'm not doing anything. Good job Joyce. No stars for you! T.T
This post ends here. I'm gonna go nap!

Poly-ness.

Oh gosh, long time since I blogged man. Haha. Having been having time to pen down my thoughts as I've been busy. Fine, the truth is I'm lazy to do so as I felt there is nothing to write about but the cover up is that I'm busy all this time happy?!

*ahem goes into calmed mode*

Okay, I've already started Poly life and so far I think it's been great! Haha at the very beginning, our class is already the most bonded class among the BSG classes. :D Maybe because there is me inside that's why lah. MUAHAHAHA fine, I know you're gonna say i BHB or that "self praise is universal disgrace" or something along that line. Boo! Who cares. Haha.

Well ah, of course there are outcasts in my class lah. Erm, let's call them Mr KEAs. Haha. K is really like blur king and always late for classes, exams and tests lah. Even Glenn cannot tahan anymore then say "Walao, you everything also late one." I was like O.O Woah, daring ah Glenn!! But really, he deserves it if the class don't like him I guess. Even A also say he never attends project meetings. His only friend in class also like that say! haha but of course you know I'm nice so I befriend everyone right? *ahem*

A is like super hao lian kind of nerdy guy. One of his test he got a 'C' while many people scored badly lah. Then when we asked him for his score, he YAYA ONLY COVER HIS EARS DON'T WANNA HEAR US AND TELL US. Like pretend he never heard us. Gosh, like that also can you know. I felt like punching him ah, but he learns Akido. What if he flips me over like a dead fish? Yea I have to think about my actions before doing. I'm a thinker. Hee. He has weird taste for girls too. One day, we randomly ask who he think is pretty. Like this girl who was in the foodcourt. While the guys rate her 6.5/10, his score was like 3/10. WHAT? I was like "Who do you think you are? Handsome man ah? Can rate so low. Say yourself!" Then Shawn was asking, "then KK?" and he said "-5." So bad lah. Ok fine that he does not look good lah. I would rate him 5/10. I never fail anyone. How to fail people? So BAD! If a random okok girl was 3/10 to him, then who is a JUST PASS? So Shawn asked who pass. AND HE SAID ME. PUKES x1220394. Then he said I wasn't just a pass, i was a 7. OMGOSH VOMIT x10388383924892!!!!! EWW MY GOD. I AM A NERD'S TASTE. SHITTTTTTTTT!!! Never mind, I will avoid him. At all cost. If he likes me, I'm so gonna really puke. Puke blood some more.

E is like the most amicable guy and the most normal among the 3 lah. He watches shows I watch. Like "Kang Xi Lai Le". Haha . He is from M'sia and I heard he is a scholar there. O.O Open eyes big big in amazement. Haha. But his results here like not very good leh. :X But he is really quiet in class lah. And he only really talks, in Facebook. Once you post a new picture or status, he chiong go reply. Can say anything one! Sound very TWIT kind some more. Haha. I'm ok with him lah actually. But I think our other classmates don't talk to him. He is really soft-spoken but once he is in virtualand, wow. Amazing change! haha.

Ok lah I don't wanna gossip about them any longer. K Bye! :) Wow, such a random end. hahaha.

P.S: I remembered it was K who gave A the eye-hint thing to say that I'm the pass grade. Oh gosh. The Nerd's Choice count just got higher. T.T

Signing off,
The Forever XXX JOYCE. :D