Public Toilets

I went to the toilet to pee after I came home and while washing my hands, I suddenly thought about public toilets and how gross they are.

Firstly, in the malls, more than 10,000 butts with sit on the same toilet bowl as you. Can you imagine how much germs might be on your butt right now? Germs of like 10,000 people? I think I can hear an "Eww!" from deep inside your heart. Haha but think about it, it's true!

Secondly, imagine some person peed before you. After you hear the flush sound, you chiong into the toilet, only to notice pee on the toilet seat. Furthermore, the pee is yellow and it stinks like hell. Omgosh! Now you remember that right? And now that you're in the cubicle, you have no choice but to use it coz if you rush out and wait for the next one, people will still think its you, or by that time, your pee will be all over the floor. And you will become the Joke/Disgust?Loser of the day. So now, the only thing you can do is either try not to sit on the toilet bowl while peeing or get some tissue and clean up the person's pee. Which is what I always choose to do. But sometimes, inevitably, I touch the person's pee which is uber disgursting?! Touching your own pee/poop is already gross, so imagine someone else's. So people, please pee properly. Aim before you shoot! Hahahha.

Third point is about inconsiderate females who throw their pads any-oh-how and because you are urgently in need of the toilet, you rush in and you realise, "OMGOSH when you walk out, people are going to think it was you." How nice people. Thanks ah!

The last thing I want to complain about public female toilets is that THERE IS FOREVER A QUEUE. WHY?! I have to queue for everything in Singapore. From ordering food, to paying money, to topping up my Ez-link and even to use the toilet. Even when you are super urgent, you still have to hold your pee in or pray to god for help or something. Once, I was urgent, and it was already my turn, so I chiong to the toilet. And the preggers woman behind me was staring at me. What? You are pregnant I know, but I'm super urgent right? Why is there always a long queue for female toilets? Is it just because females preen infront of the mirror and take up the space in the toilet? Or maybe it's because we all need cubicles, while guys can just stand up and pee at the urinal. Then wash their hands and done. Obviously we can't have urinals for females. I suggest every mall have just ONE male toilet and TWO female toilets. Or whatever, just double the amount of female toilets so that we don't have to queue up.

Okay it ends here. Bye!
JOYCE.

P/S: I was watching Kevjumba just now and he was being his Dad's personal trainer. So he asks his dad to say "Alpha Kenny Body" very fast. His dad took 5mins to get what it means. hahaha. Do you get what it means? No? How about if you break it down like this. Al pha K enny Body. hahha. K chao!