I'm a barbie girl.

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. It's fantastic, I'm made out of plastic. Remember this song? I think the creator of this song needs to go face the wall and reflect. Mian Bi Si Gu. hahaha because he taught people that they can be plastic to look chio like Barbie! show u an example of the wonders of plastic surgery. Look at this girl. She is neither pretty nor ugly right?



Then after plastic surgery..



WTH? So different?!!! And it's really unfair. Those who have the money, goes for plastic surgery then goes to a bar and POOF! Now all the guys are hitting on you and buying you drinks. And the beauty you get last for quite awhile, unlike makeup where it' gone after you wash it all away. And guys will be like, "AHHH!! You're not the girl from yesterday!" Hahaha imagine you went to bed with some hot girl at the bar and the next morning when the makeup has all faded, she calls to you lovingly. "Hi Handsome." Then you remember the voice but when you look at her face. What? Why so plain?! Then you rush to wear your pants while she shouts "Honey, where you going?" WAIT. This sounds like a drama serial. What I'm trying to say is makeup does wonders as well lah. And I hate people who look super nice with makeup but their natural face not very pretty. Because this girl here can't make up. And I look the same even with makeup. So.. AHH HATE YOU!

Actually, why go for plastic surgery? Even if you are really pretty and hot and sexy (add in whatever adjectives you want), you still know deep inside that that's not the real you. Your kids won't come out looking at your plastic self. They will look like the old you. And then they might feel inferior. "How come Mummy is so pretty, but I look like ..." or "How come I don't look like Mummy/Daddy at all?" Generally it's Mummy lah, more females go PS instead of males. Even if you did go plastic, admit it! Some people just don't wanna admit then they did something to change their appearance. Why? If you dare to do it, then dare to admit lah! No matter how well you spin a lie, you can never fool yourself.



Me: Admit you are plastic! Because you obviously are! BOO TO YOU!
Barbie: What? I am just a plastic doll?
Me: Yes you are.
Barbie: Oh no. T___T Wait, what is plastic?
Me: Urgh, dumb blondes.

Oh, and about plastic surgery. You will have to go under the knife. I saw this video. Of a woman cutting her eyelid and the doctor taking out all the fats from her eyelids and sewing up the eye lid again. That is the procedure for a double eyelid surgery. You sure you wanna go through that? Pay people money to cut you up?

All I can say is, I never will go plastic. It's about loving and living with the way you look. If you think you are ugly, I think just blame your parents? That's why good looking people should be together, so they produce good looking children. hahaha. That's why my husband will be handsome so that our kids look nice. hahaha. I wish my kids will be cute. Like me. *Ahem* hahahhaa. Many people say all kids look the same. That's not true ok! There are some kids with big eyes. Which is the type I like. Some asian kids have small eyes. I want my child to have big bright eyes like mine! :P Eh, I was a very cute kid okay. Just that I had very little hair. So strangers will be like, "Woah so cute! Boy ah?" T.T But now I have nice long hair okay! Oh ya, my kid must look as cute as this!



OMGOSH SO CUTE CAN!? I can look at baby photos all day. I love kids. :D Okay, it ends here. Toodles!

With love,
Joyce.

P/S: I'm going for a haircut tmr!