My Pad Phrase.

HAHAHA Did that heading make you feel awkward? Hahahhahaa. No lah kidding. I wanna talk about my pet phrase today. Actually I wanna talk about afew stuffs. Haha but I will start with pet phrases. You know how some people have pet phrases and when they say something, you will be like, that's so (WHOEVER)! Or sometimes you will have people mimicking you already because you say that alot. Like Corinne, she used to like saying ""qi si wo le!" (make me freaking angry!) Then with her high pitched tone also. Then we all in the class clique know how to follow already. Hahaha or Lynnie where she always says "so irritating!" Everything is irritating to her. Seriously. Especially me I think. Everything I do also, "Joyce!!! SO IRRITATING!!" Hahaha I also know how to follow already. Stars or famous people have famous quotes and phrases like our local artise Henry Thia (AKA Hui Ge/Lion King/Alamak) always goes Alamak. And I was wondering what is my pet phrase? So I put it as my MSN personal message and my friend Jianglong replied to it and said I do have a pet phrase too! And he said my pet phrase is Haha. That's true leh I think! Hahahhaa coz I'm always Haha-ing randomly like in MSN after each line I say I will haha one time. Or have like a longer one like hahahaha. I like to spam hahas! Hahhaha. Yea so I think my pet phrase is haha, although that can be anyone's pet phrase too.. Now I'm not very happy about knowing my pet phrase! Coz anyone and everyone hahas! :( Guess I have to find another one that is more impressive than this.

Oh btw, I feel pretty today! You know some days when you wake up and you feel you look good and some days when you wake up and you just feel ugly that day? Or is it just me? And when you take pictures, you will look like XXX and you don't wanna take pictures anymore that day coz its Ugly Day which equals to Bad Camera Day. Hahaha I like making my own Days in the calender. Like Ramen Day, Library Day and Supper Day which is random depending on what outing would be that day. And there is a name for everyday even today, and today is Slacking Day. :D Hahaha actually I feel pretty when I have a slight sunburn coz my cheeks will be pinkish. I don't like my nose to be lah but never mind, as long as my cheeks are. Hehe. I don't like being too burnt coz my whole body will hurt! Like that day when I went to the Marina Barrage. Siao one I so burnt.. Like a red mango or something. I should have like directly went into the shop and demand I advertise for them and get paid. "Oh hi, I'm a Redmango. Please try! It's sooo yummy yoghurt goodness you won't regret." Hahaha sure got people go buy lah! Too bad they missed the chance coz I'm not so red anymore. I realise I get sunburnt very easily. I merely went to East Coast Park to cycle and my thighs also abit reddish yesterday but it's better already. My face also better than yesterday lah. And I had a stayover at Church yesterday. Nice. :D And I woke up at 9am, sleeping only for 4hours. How awesome am I man. Then after lunch, I went home to sleep. Hehe. And slept even though it was noisy as there was construction going on for the lift upgrading. But I still managed to sleep. Yea Joyce likes sleeping. Alot. But it's been a long time since I slept for 12hours leh. I'm gonna do that later. Heee.

I borrowed like four books from the library that day and I haven't started reading any of them yet. So imma dedicate the whole of next week to staying home and reading my storybooks. Or if people wanna go out with me, I would be like ignoring and eat and read my book. And ignore that person totally. Haha. When I do something, I would be totally engrossed to care about other things. I can't really multi task. Afterall I'm 60% male and 40% female. I don't really have a female side leh. I bathe 10mins done. Hahaha maybe the female-ish thing is that I like going out shopping and taking photos? Hahaha coz I'm just so pretty what. Nah kidding. Haha. K lah stop bragging about myself. I love you,(whoever is reading this)! Hahhaa say a loud "Awwwww!" now! Hahahaha. I'm giving my bloggie a name. The name is Joycey.
Bye Joycey!

With love,
Joyce

Hi. My name is Random.

Oh hi Earthlings! It's me again! I think I don't even have to bother saying hi because afterall, it's my blog and obviously I would be the one blogging here. Hahaha. Anyway, just felt like blogging about my whole day out today. I slept at 7am lah and I was freaking tired. So I ended up going to prepare at 1.30 and left the house at 2pm, when I was SUPPOSED to reach by 2pm. Hehe. Oops! Then I had to be taught a lesson by my friend. Thus, I'm having a black eye now. Nah, I'm kidding.

Then afterwards I went to meet my dear friend, who came at 4 when we were supposed to meet like 3. All my friends are like me I guess.. But I will start to change! Yes I can! Since Bob the Builder can too! So can I! And I can do alot of things too. Like paint my nails, cut my own fringe ( hair I don't dare!) err bake, cook, clean, sing, dance, act and make funny faces! Hahaha ohh I show you all my nails!



Nice?! Hehehe I ownself do one leh! Faster ask me to help you! I am very willing. :D For free also! Come now cheapo people! Oh and I first time walk Fort Canning Park today late in the night. Honestly, I was a little scared coz I read Russell Lee's ghost stories when I was a young girl and I still remember Fort Canning got ghost one! Some more I got perfect eyesight! I mean like 6/6P! Got P some more so don't play play hor! Yea, so if I see something, it wouldn't be like blur blur. I would wish it was blur lah! But for me, it would be like Hi-defination 3D! :S AHHH!!! But, thank God lah I didn't see anything. Phew.

Oh btw I like have this camp tomorrow. And I haven't packed my stuff yet. Gotta go sleep and wake up at like 8am! :( Poor me. I'm really busy for the whole week. All in the end last min all got plans one. I think next week I really free also reject everything, have my HOLIDAY. Like nua at home. Which I haven't done so. I really like everyday go out lah! K tata humanoids! Imma go sleep. Lastly, thanks for reading this little 10MB taken up on the internet space. I mean really! People are actually reading what me writes here. Which is pretty coolios! Haha. K bye!

Thank you for shopping with us.
We hope to see you soon.
Best Regards,
Joyce

P.S: Idk if I picked a nice pic of me. Too lazy to see. But I wanna keep this tradition. Haha

English Lesson One.

Ding Dong! The school bell rings. This marks the end of the recess. The rowdy pupils quieten down as they all head back to their classes. The teacher enters the class. As the students turned towards the door, they scanned their new teacher from head to toe. Chocolate coloured toe nails were seen in the slipper wedges, to give her a boost to her small frame. " Denim shorts and t-shirt? Is she serious? " Were the questions in the student's minds. Sparkly pink painted nails were all they saw as took the marker and wrote her name on the whiteboard. Joyce Goh. "You can call me Miss Joyce." She said, as she beamed.

Yes. Joyce Goh (the awesome) is gonna teach you all English now! Hahahhaha! Have to appreciate! Not everyone gets my English Lesson for free hor! I think I am qualified enough to teach English lor. Coz in my school, I think only 10 people got A for English, and no need to continue my sentence anymore lah because based on my first post( if you haven't read it, go read!) you know my grade. Hee!

Today's word is Grotesque. If it sounds like an "ewww!" word, means you're on the right track. Because it really is an "eww!" word. Grotesque (pronounced at GRO-TESK) means..



–adjective
1.
odd or unnatural in shape, appearance, or character; fantastically ugly or absurd; bizarre.
2.
fantastic in the shaping and combination of forms, as in decorative work combining incongruous human and animal figures with scrolls, foliage, etc.
–noun
3.
any grotesque object, design, person, or thing.

So, for people with poor vocab, you can try using this word in your daily life and people will be like, "Woah! What does it mean? You since when so smart one?" Then you can giggle in your heart and show off your knowledge. So how do you use it in your daily life then? When you see an ugly girl walking past, like this...



instead of saying "BUANG!!!" you can now shout, "OMGOSH GROTESQUE MAX!?" But this is for you mean people. Joyce doesn't say this to people. Coz you know I'm very nice one lah. Hehehe. I know the picture above is really.. the epitome of ugly.. It's like, horrendous! Like which human being look like that can go plastic surgery. Coz you look like a monster..I'm not saying you behind the computer screen ok! You are beautiful, no matter what they say! :D My favourite song to cheer me up when I feel ugly. Haha. Even you, the woman in the picture. *Ahem*

Okay, the lesson ends here! Come back next time for a cheem word! :D Ring! And the bell goes off. The teacher, realising that the students were already in a party mode, finishes off her last sentence and reminds the students of their homework. Thank you class. "Thank you Miss Joyce!" Smiling ecstatically, the students greeted in unison.

The End,
Joyce.

P.S I went to Home Club to support my AO Darling/Wifey! She set up a stall there and think she earned more than me lor. Then we had Songfa Bak kut teh for dinner. Hehe Om nom nom! There v nice! You all should go try. The soup can refill also.

P.S.S Ohh btw, just wanna show you all the present I got for my mum. So pretty right?! Hee!

San Yan Fai Lok MAMA!

It means Happy Birthday MAMA! Hahaha coz it's my Momo's birthday today! Let's all wish her happy birthday coz she is the best woman and the most significant one in my life. Without her, there would not be someone blogging right here! And you don't want that to happen right! Haha. I know you all derive joy from reading my nonsense lor. Hahaha and maybe some people wait for the new picture of the day. Hehehe. And we are going Kbox to celebrate tomorrow! Coz my elder sister has the card and they give alot of free perks lah so we're gonna use it. And I wanna go to Temasek Poly's Mid Autumn Festival celebration in school but I have to go for my momo's Kbox thing. Sorta in a dilemma how I should get the best of both worlds.. I really wanna go for both leh, but I feel quite bad if I halfway leave and say byebye Mama! I'm going now! :D Maybe, I should spent the whole afternoon with her! Then Kbox like 1hour, then I leave for TP. Then that's okay right? Hehe. And you know what I bought her? Guess guess! I'm not telling you! Okay lah I'm a show off so I will still tell you. Hahaha. I bought her a bouquet of flowers and a teddy bear. :D To be delivered to me house. Anyway she is staying at home, because her birthday is her self-declared off-day. Hahaha I'm gonna learn this from her next time I go into the workforce too. :D I know my present for her is so sweet right! Still got a message for her! "Happy Birthday Beautiful! Hope you enjoy this day. With love, Joyce." I know, I think I'm a very sweeeeeet daughter too. Heh. And I know she's gonna be soooo happy when she receives it, and from the room, I will come out and say, "Happy Birthday Mummy." With big smiles on me face and rush to hug her. Hahaha I bet you can all picture it. I hope this is the true scenario later!

You know today we went swimming at Kah Keng AKA Happy's house to swim! At Simei Green. And alot, I mean ALOT of my friends stay here. So I can also say, I went to Corinne/Clifton/Wayne/Zhineng/David's house to swim. O.O How cool is that? Hahaha yea then me and Lyn were more of playing in the water and not really swimming and I felt that I did not train any muscles or fats away lah! Haha nvm lah, swimming is always a play time for me. Hehe. Then like there was this couple at the jacuzzi area, and Joyce wanted to go have some jacuzzi for herself too! So I kept making weird noises, like the sound of the motocycle, and dog barking to kinda make them feel weird and go another side. Haha then Shawn woah, he just go swim there. Then we all followed there. Then they went off already. Hahaha so we can have some Jacuzzi too! Heee! The couple went across the opposit side of the pool, and they were playing this game of rock-paper-scissors where the winner gets to eat the snack they had. Then Sam was like, "Go ask them, can I play too?" Haha He can do it on his own lah. I won't follow him to. So buay paiseh one! Then we like only swam for about 1 hour, and we were bored of it already, so we headed to KK's house. Then when we went up, we were all dripping wet and all and we had to bathe one by one. So thinking that guys bathe fast, we let Sam go bathe first. But in the end, he took so long lah! Then I was like over there, like a wet ghost or something! Really, I kept dripping water lor! Then after Sam came out, we were all eating noodles, coz we haven't ate our lunch yet and were all hungry. Then after we ate, Lyn went to chiong to the toilet.. Which means I had to wait some more! Anyway, I forgot to bring my towel so I had to borrow from the Kwok Residence. :( Anyway I think I bathe pretty fast for a girl. Hehe. Sometimes I just take 10mins to bathe and wash my hair lor! That's quite fast right!

Then we played the Ping Pong Piang game. Haha we named that on our own coz I taught them the game, which I learnt during Primary School, but I don't know the name of it! Actually I learnt it from Neopets lah but it's kind of a secret! Hahahaha if I tell them I learn from Neopets then nobody wanna play lor! But it's a fun game lah! Its like there will be 3 face down cards, and 3 cards above the face down cards (means it's faced up and you can see what it is lah) then 3 cards for the hand. Then 3 is the smallest and A is the biggest. 2 is a magic card where you can use to counter A, and you can put a card of any number after that. 10 is a flush card, where it clears the pile of cards in the field. You always have to have 3 cards in your hand. After putting down one card, or you can put 2/3/4 of the same digit cards(e.g: after 2 you can put 3 6s) you have to take from the remainding cards in the deck according to how many you placed down in the pile. If there are 4 of the same cards in the pile like at the same time, like someone puts 4 Ks, it will also be a flush. Then after it flush, you will get to go again. When you realise the number is too big to put, and you don't have anything bigger you can put, you will have to take the whole pile! And you won't have to continue taking from the remainder cards untill you have lesser than 3 cards. Hehe that is the best! I mean, *ahem* most pooooorrrr thing! And when the remainder of the pile and in your hands got no more cards, then you can use the face up cards on top of the face down cards. Hahaha AIYA I wish I could draw it out or put the cards in your face to explain! I don't think anyone will get what I mean lah! Hahaha then when you cannot put anything from the face up cards, you will have to take the pile again. So long as your cards are smaller, you just take! When you're done with the face up, you will have to guess which card you wanna use out of the 3 face down cards! That's the fun part! Coz sometimes you guessed right, you will get a smooth end. If you take something smaller, then very sian you have to take the whole pile, including the card you just flashed. And when someone puts an Ace, it's like the chance so slim right? Only can put Ace or 2. And if you lucky got Ace or 2 or 10 down there, then you feel sooo happy!!!
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Okay end of my explanation of game. Phew. Oh and we also played Indian Poker! If you don't know what's Indian Poker, then too bad. Really. I don't wanna explain another game already. Or maybe you can secretly message me in Facebook (like alot of other people hehehehe) and if I'm in a good mood, then MAYBE I will offer to explain about the game. Then again, I guess no one will do so lah coz I think nobody can understand my explanation here. I don't even know if I'm being coherent or not. Hahaha. That's why, I cannot be a teacher. I'm like, "Means like this lah!" And KK's luck was quite bad lah! He drank like 5/6 cups of water! Hahahhaa VERY POOR THING! And I never even drink one cup from Indian Poker lor. So they were all trying to sabo me! One of the best and make-you-laugh-till-you-get-cramps game was when Sam got a Q and Lyn got a 2 of Spades. Then he was like, "I know my card is big, but yours is damn small. I bet I change card also bigger than you." Then he puts down his Q and takes a look at it, then place it on the table faced up and picks another card. Slowly, he lifts up his hand to his forehead level and the next thing we knew, we were bursting into roaring laughter coz he got a 2 of diamonds! The smallest of all lah! And we all showed our cards and he had to drink the water! HAHAHA! He felt damn suay! Coz out of soooo many cards, there was only 3 chances below and SUAY SUAY he got the smallest. HAHAHHAA and Lyn is suuuuuuperr lucky lah that round! Anyway she drank like 2 cups of water lah. Then Sam had to drink up! Okay lah, I lost one round, coz I changed card from Ace of Hearts to some small number. Then lose lor. The last round.

Hahaha Kbox tomorrow! I should go practise songs, but I'm lazy to. Heh. Never mind lah tomorrow just anyhow sing lah. I hope I have the voice and the feel to sing tmr! Don't waste time going there, then not singing day. Maybe like that also better, I feel I always hog the mic. Hahaha. Today isn't a singing day. Anyway, I just wanna say...

I.....






Maybe I am BHB sometimes..





I think....









I feel....












I feel pretty today! Hahahhaa! Okay lah I know in your mind you will be like whatever!!!! BUT BOO!! Just let me live in my world. My world, is your world. Your heart is my heart~ I be your number 1 love, I be your number 1 heart for you. Let me tell you one time~! One Time by JB! Hahaha don't care if the lyrics are wrong. This is what I pressume it to be lah. Okay, tata folks! Don't miss me k! Hahaha.

Hughug and muacks,
Joyce

P.S: That equates Hugs and Kisses(XOXO). I'm so innovative. I know. Hehehe.
P.S.S: I smell like swimming pool the whole day! Although I bathed lah! But, I kinda like the smell. Hehehe.

Moral of the day: Don't tell lies to yourself.

Hi all! I watched Devils today with Dillon. Haha and I think it's not bad. Like it talks about the Devil taking people's lives and he only takes those who lie to themselves. So if you face up to the truth and stop lying, then the devil can't take you away. Hahaha so the scene is like in this trapped lift and slowly everyone dies, leaving only one guy. And the Devil, in the form of an old lady in the lift, suddenly rises up from the dead and talks to the guy, saying that everyone is a liar and a cheat in this world. And he admits to his hit-and-run accident, which unknowingly to him, he killed the cop's (who was handling the case of the murders in the lift) wife and son. OOPS! I think I just gave spoilers. Aiya nvm I think just go watch. Worth your $6 if you watch at Cathay and happen to be paying by Nebo or NETS. Hee.

Ohh and we like impromptu say wanna watch movie so like we didn't bring jacket. So we went to buy. Hahaha we bought one cardigan and shared half half and it's like our best friend's cardi. Some day it will be at his house. Hahahaha and we both can fit coz we're like about the same size. You know we ate Pepper Lunch today, and I talked to this small boy. He was sitting there alone waiting for some people and I just asked him he primary what. Then he made a peace sign(means 2 lah) then I said,"Oh, Primary 2 ah?" Then he was like, "K2!!" Then I was like WOAH! K2 so tall already! Hahaha then afterwards he called his Korkor to come, and he told his Korkor something. I didn't hear coz I wasn't really paying attention and I think he sorta whispered into his brother's ear. Then I realised they were obviously talking about me, coz the small boy pointed to my direction and said, "There." In chinese and the brother thought he pointed elsewhere and said, "There? That's my friend!" Then the small boy was like "THERE!!" Directly pointing to me. Then I waved back. Hahaha then his brother went off and I asked him how old his brother was and he said Primary 3. Haha oh btw the brother is like Primary 3, but so Ah Beng-ish lah! He talks loudly and everything in Chinese. Hahaha. Then when I was eating, he kept looking at me and when I spotted him looking at me, he quickly looked elsewhere. Hahaha so cute right! I think he likes me lah. Like eyecandy me or something. The first girl he likes is me. So cute. Hahaha although I'm way older than him! Hahaha then I told Dillon how funny it would be if he asked for my number. He will be like, "Jiejie, ke yi gei wo ni de hao ma ma?" Hahaha and I told Dillon I would, because that's just so cute! Imagine him calling me by house phone! Hahaha I will entertain him, coz I love little kids alot. And I think they like me too. Hehehe. But if some teenager asks me then NO WAY lah!

Okay lah my post ends here because I wanna go sleep already. I'm going swimming tomorrow! With Lyn and KahKeng and Shawn and Sam. Hee. So fun right! Yay haven't swam for a long time. Swimming is fun lor. Especially swimming with your friends. Hahaha. I wanna buy a bikini soon. Although maybe mama will kill me (coz she is traditional) coz it's too revealing or something. But I only have like the one piece swimsuit at home which I don't wear anymore. I'm like wearing sports bra and FBT everytime I swim lor. And with bikini, I would need to train nice abs out! Hahaha then wear then nice. No top to show, just look at my abs lah. Haha. I'm like the daredevil at home lah. I try everything first then my sisters follow or something. I've always wanted to have a second piercing on my ear, but Mummy won't let me. :( Hais. I give up asking lah. I'm not gonna do it lah anyway, less I fall out with her. My Jiejie also wants it but Mama objects to it so, forget it lor. :) Okay byebye now.

Love you very much,
Joyce

P.S: By now you should have realised, all my blog posts only has one photo of me. Hehe.

WOOO IM A GHOST!

Hi! Hungry ghost reporting here! Hahaha you know I woke up at like 4pm, and so I missed lunch time and breakfast time. Which is sad because I have not eaten lunch at an appropriate time for like one week? So don't even talk about breakfast lah. I only eat breakfast on certain school days which starts at 9am. But I'm having me holidays now so yay! Oh no I mean boo, coz I don't get to eat the most important meal of the day (breakfast, if you don't already know) :( poor me. So I decided to make myself a ham and cheese toasted sandwich ( which is uber yums coz I'm such a great cook) and instant mee with ham ( everything ham coz it's gonna expire soon..) which turned soggy already after I was done with my sandwich. This equals my breakfast and lunch. Hee I'm so smart right? I try not to admit but I guess I have no choice but to do so lah. That I eat slow. What's your problem? Why can't I eat slow? Savouring food is an enjoyment. Instead of stuffing yourself fast fast, might as well take time and enjoy the food right? Hahaha my excuses. Oh! And skinny people eat slow. So they have more time to digest the food I guess. So you wanna slim down, eat at my pace! I'm not telling you my weight. Because weight is a sensitive number to most people but not to me. I'm just afraid you guys will ask me to eat more. And no, I am not like 30+ ok! My weight is perfect and ideal. Just like me. Hahahhahaa kidding! No, I am really kidding ok! Ahh, whatever.

Yea and yesterday I was on my way to Robinsons at Raffles City coz the Robinsons people paid everyone except me! All my friends got their pay already except me and I was really sad. Like I worked for them for free. Which is unfair lah! So Lydia accompanied me down to wanna complain to them and demand for my money back! Then on bus on the way to Eunos Interchange, I received a call from some number starting with 6. It went something like this.

Person: Hi, Is this Joyce?
Me: Ya?
Person: Oh, I'm calling from Robinsons. Your pay is ready for collection! Because we didn't receive your bank account number. Just come down to Robinsons Raffles City okay?
Me: Err, ya. Actually I'm on the way there. :D
Robinsons Lady: Oh, okay remember Raffles City.
Me: Oh okay, bye. :)
Robinsons Lady: Bye. Oh by the way, you're pretty cute.
Me: *blushing* Oh hohoho thanks!

Okay lah the last 2 is not part of the conversation. But she did say bye hor! So my trip to actually complain to them became a trip to collect my KACHING! Yay! So happy. I'm now richer by $---. Hehehehe confidential. So me is a happy girl now. Weeeeeee!

Oh I think I managed to psycho alot of people around me to get an iPhone! Now we can all emoji together! How fun! hehe. I think I'm quite good at psycho-ing people. Oh! I'm gonna watch a horror movie today! It's like 3D. How scary is that! The ghost not only pops out of nowhere but also pops out right infront of you like in Hi-defination! Ahhh!!! You know I'm pretty scared of ghosts. But not to the point where I will cover my ears or my face with my hands when watching these kind of shows. I mean like, when they cover their eyes, they still leave gaps and they can still see! What's the point in covering. Somemore you will be wasting your money to watch the show lor. Might as well just watch some other shows right? Hahaha. I love to disturb people who do that. Like they cover their face and they will ask if the scary part is over and I will say yes and when they look at the screen, the ghost is still right infront of their face. Hahahhaha then the next thing is they will scream at me or hit me. Girls pfft! Reminds me of my younger sister, which I sorta fondly just call her Maygoh. She is super scared of the Incredible Tales theme song, everytime we watch it she will cover her ears, or we mute it. Sometimes we don't mute, then she, covering her ears will ask if it's already muted and I said yes. Then when she takes her hand away from her ears, she finds that its still playing the music and she screams and hits me! Hahahhaa I think I love bullying her. I also always hum the tune to her and she will go mad. The music is scarily coolios. Like gives the scary effect. Which is cool what! Hahaha. Oh you know what, I got to go already. Meeting friend for dinner. But I just had my lunch! Nvm, just meet and watch movie lor. Hahaha. K bye!

With always so much love,
Joyce

Cookie Thief.

Hey long time no see! Hahaha anyway short update on my life these few days. My exams are over (and boy, I screwed my papers) so I'm free like a bird now. Hahaha. Thus I am very free and so I can blog now! I haven't been blogging for long because Joyce only blogs when she is happy. Or when she has calmed down and is ready to talk about stuff that happened to her. Like how I talked about my phone, which seems like a fairytale or some sort but it is really a true story. Truer than the word itself. Which is very true lah.

Anyway, one fine day me and Lyn were bored and we were like, "Hmm, so boring. What should we do today since we have 6 weeks of holidays?" Then suddenly, our minds combined and a lightbulb from nowhere came out and lit up! Ding! Ok, let's BAKE!!!! So we just set one day which is actually today and we were supposed to go have lunch and buy ingredients together. Then the night before, I slept at like 5 after hearing the soccer updates from my friend. He is a Man Utd fan but who cares about Man Utd who has so many fans? So I cheered for the unknown Scottish team which was Rangers. And Man Utd couldn't score a goal because Rangers summoned all their endangered animals from the Safari and so Man Utd cannot kick the ball into the goal post or they will hurt the animals. Hehehe. This is called playing dirty/smelly. Which happens to be Joyce's style. Coz I look so weak and poor thing so people always believe me. I like. *inserts evil grin*

Oh ya, back to what I was saying, so I went to bed at 5 and we were supposed to meet at 2pm. But, guess what? I overslept. Hehe. I woke up at 1.50. Which is impossible to get there. Unless I jump out of bed right now like now like this minute but I cannot leave the house w/o brushing my teeth. Or at least I should wear my bra. Ya, I don't wear it when I sleep. Get cancer you know? I continued lying down, and 10mins later, (2.00pm) I received a text from Lyn which said, "Sorry I overslept." Hahaha aiya no wonder she's my friend. We both sama sama one. hahaha. Oh ya so in the end, we met about 3+. Then she board the cab I was on and sat inside and drove all the way to my Grandma's house to bake cookies. Then I gave my beloved yummy stickers to my 5 year old cousin. Then she kept kachao-ing us coz she wanna help out. Haha then my ah mah tell her, "You very kaypo leh." Then my younger sister was also at Ah mah's house then she somehow lured my cousin Marissa away. :D Then we can bake in peace. The first batch of cookies were sweet. Too much sugar. We followed the recipe. Haha but everyone say very sweet. The first batch of cookies we made are chocolate chip cookies. And they are totally so crispy and light I don't know why.

Haha and you know what. When I was on the cab, I totally just remembered that I forgot to bring my butter. Then I was like, "Oh nooooooo!" Lucky Ah mah have. Haha.
Then when we were preparing the ingredients at my Ah mah's house, I suddenly remembered I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT CHOCOLATE CHIPS! I DIDN'T HAVE THEM BUT SINCE YST I TOTALLY DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT I HAD TO BUY CHOCOLATE CHIPS AS WELL. Aiya then Auntie Merci (the maid) go buy the chocolate chips, and one box of raisins. Then the chocolate chips weren't enough so for the second batch we had to make raisin cookies lor. The raisin cookies we used less sugar and I think it tastes nicer and more chewy but many still prefer the chocolate chip cookies coz its crispy and they feel its less hard. o.o Aiya, artistic people all have unique taste. :D

And then I went to watch a movie. Grown Ups. Its quite funny lah and the little girl is totally cute. The Becky. And there are hot girls too. :D Good eyecandy. Hahaha. And I came back home and gave my mum 2 of the different cookies I made and she said the choco chip one is nicer. Then there was a cookie thief in the house! My cookies were like getting lesser lah. And I couldn't find the culprit! :( When I find the person, I'm gonna.. gonna.. gonna do something really mean! Like don't let the person have more cookies! MUAHAHHAHAA Oh wait, why are there crumbs on my mouth?

Talk to y'all next time! Heee.
Instead of XOXO, how about..

Bombay Sapphire,
Joyce

P.S: This dress was the one I bought from a flea and there is a red stain on the sleeve, but I covered with my hair so you can't see. Sheesh. Bad luck.

P.S.S: Ya from my entry you can tell that I'm very blur. And very very gullible. Please don't use it against me. Love this cute girl. T.T