WOOO IM A GHOST!

Hi! Hungry ghost reporting here! Hahaha you know I woke up at like 4pm, and so I missed lunch time and breakfast time. Which is sad because I have not eaten lunch at an appropriate time for like one week? So don't even talk about breakfast lah. I only eat breakfast on certain school days which starts at 9am. But I'm having me holidays now so yay! Oh no I mean boo, coz I don't get to eat the most important meal of the day (breakfast, if you don't already know) :( poor me. So I decided to make myself a ham and cheese toasted sandwich ( which is uber yums coz I'm such a great cook) and instant mee with ham ( everything ham coz it's gonna expire soon..) which turned soggy already after I was done with my sandwich. This equals my breakfast and lunch. Hee I'm so smart right? I try not to admit but I guess I have no choice but to do so lah. That I eat slow. What's your problem? Why can't I eat slow? Savouring food is an enjoyment. Instead of stuffing yourself fast fast, might as well take time and enjoy the food right? Hahaha my excuses. Oh! And skinny people eat slow. So they have more time to digest the food I guess. So you wanna slim down, eat at my pace! I'm not telling you my weight. Because weight is a sensitive number to most people but not to me. I'm just afraid you guys will ask me to eat more. And no, I am not like 30+ ok! My weight is perfect and ideal. Just like me. Hahahhahaa kidding! No, I am really kidding ok! Ahh, whatever.

Yea and yesterday I was on my way to Robinsons at Raffles City coz the Robinsons people paid everyone except me! All my friends got their pay already except me and I was really sad. Like I worked for them for free. Which is unfair lah! So Lydia accompanied me down to wanna complain to them and demand for my money back! Then on bus on the way to Eunos Interchange, I received a call from some number starting with 6. It went something like this.

Person: Hi, Is this Joyce?
Me: Ya?
Person: Oh, I'm calling from Robinsons. Your pay is ready for collection! Because we didn't receive your bank account number. Just come down to Robinsons Raffles City okay?
Me: Err, ya. Actually I'm on the way there. :D
Robinsons Lady: Oh, okay remember Raffles City.
Me: Oh okay, bye. :)
Robinsons Lady: Bye. Oh by the way, you're pretty cute.
Me: *blushing* Oh hohoho thanks!

Okay lah the last 2 is not part of the conversation. But she did say bye hor! So my trip to actually complain to them became a trip to collect my KACHING! Yay! So happy. I'm now richer by $---. Hehehehe confidential. So me is a happy girl now. Weeeeeee!

Oh I think I managed to psycho alot of people around me to get an iPhone! Now we can all emoji together! How fun! hehe. I think I'm quite good at psycho-ing people. Oh! I'm gonna watch a horror movie today! It's like 3D. How scary is that! The ghost not only pops out of nowhere but also pops out right infront of you like in Hi-defination! Ahhh!!! You know I'm pretty scared of ghosts. But not to the point where I will cover my ears or my face with my hands when watching these kind of shows. I mean like, when they cover their eyes, they still leave gaps and they can still see! What's the point in covering. Somemore you will be wasting your money to watch the show lor. Might as well just watch some other shows right? Hahaha. I love to disturb people who do that. Like they cover their face and they will ask if the scary part is over and I will say yes and when they look at the screen, the ghost is still right infront of their face. Hahahhaha then the next thing is they will scream at me or hit me. Girls pfft! Reminds me of my younger sister, which I sorta fondly just call her Maygoh. She is super scared of the Incredible Tales theme song, everytime we watch it she will cover her ears, or we mute it. Sometimes we don't mute, then she, covering her ears will ask if it's already muted and I said yes. Then when she takes her hand away from her ears, she finds that its still playing the music and she screams and hits me! Hahahhaa I think I love bullying her. I also always hum the tune to her and she will go mad. The music is scarily coolios. Like gives the scary effect. Which is cool what! Hahaha. Oh you know what, I got to go already. Meeting friend for dinner. But I just had my lunch! Nvm, just meet and watch movie lor. Hahaha. K bye!

With always so much love,
Joyce