English Lesson One.

Ding Dong! The school bell rings. This marks the end of the recess. The rowdy pupils quieten down as they all head back to their classes. The teacher enters the class. As the students turned towards the door, they scanned their new teacher from head to toe. Chocolate coloured toe nails were seen in the slipper wedges, to give her a boost to her small frame. " Denim shorts and t-shirt? Is she serious? " Were the questions in the student's minds. Sparkly pink painted nails were all they saw as took the marker and wrote her name on the whiteboard. Joyce Goh. "You can call me Miss Joyce." She said, as she beamed.

Yes. Joyce Goh (the awesome) is gonna teach you all English now! Hahahhaha! Have to appreciate! Not everyone gets my English Lesson for free hor! I think I am qualified enough to teach English lor. Coz in my school, I think only 10 people got A for English, and no need to continue my sentence anymore lah because based on my first post( if you haven't read it, go read!) you know my grade. Hee!

Today's word is Grotesque. If it sounds like an "ewww!" word, means you're on the right track. Because it really is an "eww!" word. Grotesque (pronounced at GRO-TESK) means..



–adjective
1.
odd or unnatural in shape, appearance, or character; fantastically ugly or absurd; bizarre.
2.
fantastic in the shaping and combination of forms, as in decorative work combining incongruous human and animal figures with scrolls, foliage, etc.
–noun
3.
any grotesque object, design, person, or thing.

So, for people with poor vocab, you can try using this word in your daily life and people will be like, "Woah! What does it mean? You since when so smart one?" Then you can giggle in your heart and show off your knowledge. So how do you use it in your daily life then? When you see an ugly girl walking past, like this...



instead of saying "BUANG!!!" you can now shout, "OMGOSH GROTESQUE MAX!?" But this is for you mean people. Joyce doesn't say this to people. Coz you know I'm very nice one lah. Hehehe. I know the picture above is really.. the epitome of ugly.. It's like, horrendous! Like which human being look like that can go plastic surgery. Coz you look like a monster..I'm not saying you behind the computer screen ok! You are beautiful, no matter what they say! :D My favourite song to cheer me up when I feel ugly. Haha. Even you, the woman in the picture. *Ahem*

Okay, the lesson ends here! Come back next time for a cheem word! :D Ring! And the bell goes off. The teacher, realising that the students were already in a party mode, finishes off her last sentence and reminds the students of their homework. Thank you class. "Thank you Miss Joyce!" Smiling ecstatically, the students greeted in unison.

The End,
Joyce.

P.S I went to Home Club to support my AO Darling/Wifey! She set up a stall there and think she earned more than me lor. Then we had Songfa Bak kut teh for dinner. Hehe Om nom nom! There v nice! You all should go try. The soup can refill also.

P.S.S Ohh btw, just wanna show you all the present I got for my mum. So pretty right?! Hee!