Joke of the day.

Okay hi ya'll! I'm back in action. Haha. Oh ya just wanna share this few riddles with you all! The first one is told by my friend. What is the fastest key on the keyboard? Hahaha this is funny to me lah! But maybe not to you all. The answer is... F1! HEHEHE. I told my family and my mum went to tell her colleagues and they were like, "you laugh what, not even funny!" Hahaha my mum laughes at her own joke while no one around laughed. Haha. Don't you feel when adult tell jokes, only they laugh. But when kids or teens tell jokes, everyone laughs? I think adults are lamer than young people lah. :P Sorry mama! Ohh my second and third joke is created by me! Like I can just think of jokes and riddles on the spot. More of riddles lah. I like people to guess my lame answers. One way of making riddles is you think of the answer first. Okay like my riddle now. What is the best part of a crop? Hehehe the answer is... the cream of the crop! Hahaha get it??? Funny right! No? Okok how about this. What bar is the most alien? The answer is SPACEBAR!! Because space got aliens. Hahaha. I think it's funny lor. If you don't think its funny then maybe you live in space. That's why you aren't laughing coz you feel like I'm being Spacist(like racist/sexist but space/aliens) Hehehe.

Oh just wanna tell you all some happy thing today. My laptop, (which I have not given a name yet) which has no audio, now has audio again! I'm so happy and glad my friend is able to fix it. Now I can hear the deng deng deng! of the MSN sound. Haha. And if I webcam with friends, they would be able to hear me! :) And I can finally click on the link of the song and hear the song, instead of pretending I clicked and listened to the song and pretend to say very nice *insert fake smiley*. And I did my speech and I thought it was ok. Although my heart was beating rather fast and my legs were shaking and shivering. And I forgot a bit of the last part but I laughed and I went like, "Oh!" and continue to my point. Hahaha. And my ang moh teacher Miss Sarah who lived in India for many years laughed when I did my high and low pitched "Aha!/Aha..." which I think is a good thing because I am showing variations in pitch! Hehehe. And I wore my cute baby pink "Hello" shirt. Hehehe. Which means it's a very good day because I can say hello without opening my mouth to. Without waving my hands either. Just point at the words. Hahaha. Okay lah, here I am yabbering and my Biz Stats homework remains undone. Perhaps I should wake up at 8AM in the morning again to do my homework because I won't be able to get it done if I were to do it later as I don't know where is my calculator that my younger sister Maygoh( Goh is our surname, but I like calling her Maygoh and not May) took and she is already having holidays but she is still lazy to pass it to me!! Argh. I shall go slaughter and slash her someday. Then some gang will recruit me because I know how to slash people also. Hahaha JOKE AH! Don't slash me! T.T K lah tata all! Teehee!

LERVE,

Joyful
Original
Young
Cute
Energetic

P.S: Does my little cousin look like me? Haha.

P.S.S: Do I give off a bad vibe? Like make people think I want guys to like me or something. Please don't like me! TYVM.

P.S.S: Gang slashing mentioned here has no deliberate intent to be linked to anything and so anything that sounds similar is coincidental and not done on purpose.