Test test testing 1,2,3,4,5.

Okay hi humanoids! Long time no blogged I know. Hahaha I've been lazy. And writer's block came to my house, so I invited him to sit down inside and asked if he would like coffee or tea. He said tea. So I brewed some tea, and gave him. We chatted all the way you know. About everything in life. It went on and on for days, and finally, when we were all drained and zombie-fied, he wanted to go back home to sleep afew days, before visiting some other people. So we bade farewell and byebye writer's block! Then I felt like blogging again, but didn't know what to blog about. I went to the secret underground laboratory (yes, I do have one) ... Okay now you don't believe me do you? You know in my laptop, there is this secret folder named "Lab Access" so all I have to do to go into my secret lab is to open the folder and voila! A square in the floor will sink down and slowly revealing a flight of long stairs. Ya lah I not enough money build lift. Inside my lab, Purple lights are shining everywhere as you walk down. It takes 5mins to get all the way down.

Okay that's not the main point lah. The main point is inside this laboratory, in some secluded corner, lies a cage with pink frills. I took the key (worn around my neck) and opened the cage. *Crick* In it lies a cute little bug of 3cm. It's red in colour with little black dots on its red shell. I know this sounds famillar right? I somehow think I saw such a bug before. Hmm... Oh anyway, that bug is a special bug, when in a dangerous situation, it will emit smelly yellow liquid to scare the enemy off. But of course my bug, didn't do that to me coz Joyce is no enemy but a friend and I trained her since she was a baby lah! Her name is Blogging Bug. And I wanted to ask her for help. Well you know actually all these stuff I blog isn't my own idea lah but Blogging Bug's idea. And so without her help, I won't be able to blog coz I'm really some monkey sent down from NASA but in a human shell. You know like the show Meet Dave? Where like many little humans are controlling the outer human shell? Okay it's something like that but that I'm a little monkey in a human shell. It's really easy to control! Only afew buttons lah like the 4 limbs. And there is no directory in this stupid machine, that's why I always have to end up asking for directions or getting lost. Okok I digressed too much. Hahahaha

As I was saying, I was looking for the Blogging Bug for help right? Yea then as I was feeding her some yummy leaves (to make her happy so that she is more willing to help me) my human mum, shouted from upstairs. And her piercing scream could reach anywhere, even downstairs. "Time for DINNER!!!!" And that moment, I turned around. Oh crap. I forgot to close the secret passageway door! And my Blogging Bug only knows me and no one else. Therefore when she heard other noises, she got a shock of her life. And as I didn't train her to fly, (hiak hiak hiak I did it on purpose) she quickly ran out from her cage and chiong off very fast. Then I too, was in a panic mode. AHHH!! Come back my darling!! And it ran away and I couldn't find it in the lab! So I quickly rushed up, coz no choice cannot let my mum know I got a secret lab and closed the secret passageway and went for dinner. At the back of my mind, I was worrying for my Blogging Bug. I tried to sneak off in the middle of the night to look for it but to no avail. School went on as per normal, with me not being able to find my Blogging Bug. And one day, as I came home, at the garden near my house, I saw a group of red bugs with black dots on their body! I knew Blogging Bug must be there somewhere. Then there I saw her, (OMGOSH YAY!) and it's easy to recognise her among the other bugs because I specially put a purple ribbon bow on her so where she run I can find hehehe I know I'm smart right? Yea and she saw me too! The moment where our eyes met. And I could hear from the inside of her, calling me Mama and me rushing out to my baby. We both ran towards each other, hugged, kissed and cried. Blogging Bug said write this story and everyone will read. And so I did. Haha my baby is now back home (in the cage) sweet and sound. Hehe. K will blog again after my tests guys! 1,2,3,4,5. Yea I have 5 tests can!

Love,
Joycey Joyce and Blogging Bug